tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23142127.post8056202838551690964..comments2023-10-05T12:29:45.781-05:00Comments on Long and Writing Road: Cats Rules for HamperingBailey Stewarthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00639029254352011915noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23142127.post-58219077557932501142007-03-24T18:11:00.000-05:002007-03-24T18:11:00.000-05:00When human is planning on having a lie-in 1at the ...When human is planning on having a lie-in 1at the weekend (you'll know this because the alarm doesn't go off) then jump on them and pat their face to wake them up. How dare they forget you need your breakfast!Siobhanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02903044612265097419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23142127.post-47867943399911625902007-03-24T11:43:00.000-05:002007-03-24T11:43:00.000-05:00Be sure to find your way to every open place possi...Be sure to find your way to every open place possible such as clothes dryers, behind drawers, between doors, and even refrigerators. And don't forget to get to the highest ground such as book shelves in order to pounce and scare your human half to death - don't want to kill them completely since they still need to open those cans for you.<BR/><BR/>As I wrote this one of my cats sat on my mouse for me lol.catsladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06507755929992129551noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23142127.post-77603139511473981812007-03-24T09:52:00.000-05:002007-03-24T09:52:00.000-05:00When human has a chance to sleep be sure to meow a...When human has a chance to sleep be sure to meow as loud and long as possible for no particular reason.<BR/><BR/>Yes that happened at 5:30 this morning!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23142127.post-90005094542848961992007-03-24T08:29:00.000-05:002007-03-24T08:29:00.000-05:00This is why I don't have cats. They would drive me...This is why I don't have cats. They would drive me insane. *g* That said, I always enjoy them at other people's houses.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23142127.post-22701429052454046302007-03-24T08:02:00.000-05:002007-03-24T08:02:00.000-05:00When human is engaged in strange activity called "...When human is engaged in strange activity called "paying bills" lay ON the checkbook, obscuring it from view entirely, so that human goes into frantic-panic mode exclaiming over & over again "where the *%+#@!! did I put that thing!" Look up at human w/ innocent eyes, blinking slowly. "No mommy, I didn't do anything to the *%+#@!! checkbook"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23142127.post-46487733840799759652007-03-24T07:59:00.000-05:002007-03-24T07:59:00.000-05:00LOL!! When human has waxed/shined the floor, be su...LOL!! <BR/><BR/>When human has waxed/shined the floor, be sure to leave your paw prints.Druhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07978384022143035332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23142127.post-81336073832987780902007-03-24T06:56:00.000-05:002007-03-24T06:56:00.000-05:00I think cats have a union.Or a secret society.I think cats have a union.<BR/>Or a secret society.Bernitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05264585685253812090noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23142127.post-80195606120749436562007-03-23T21:21:00.000-05:002007-03-23T21:21:00.000-05:00When human is trying to put up laundry, then by al...When human is trying to put up laundry, then by all means climb into the basket ON TOP of the clean clothes so they they must be jerked out from under you!<BR/><BR/>Gee Bailey, I'm guessing you were tripped today? <BR/>Oh, and a small bit of decorating advice: If you have an all black cat, don't buy a black throw rug to place in front of the sink in the kitchen! Hilarity, not to mention falling, ensues.<BR/>Have a good saturday!Brandyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02738504696243512495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23142127.post-24087310733620930912007-03-23T21:16:00.000-05:002007-03-23T21:16:00.000-05:00lol, I think I'm happy to be petless right now :)lol, I think I'm happy to be petless right now :)Lishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09037890237546942702noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23142127.post-46466595417784586752007-03-23T21:07:00.000-05:002007-03-23T21:07:00.000-05:00When human is on computer, be sure to jump on lap....When human is on computer, be sure to jump on lap. Also try to help type.Christahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00309557439536380170noreply@blogger.com