Originally published November 28, 2008
Stuffed. And I don’t mean with stuffing either. I’m.going.to.pop. And that won’t be pleasant so everybody ruuuuunnnnn!!!
I had a really great time at Bebo’s – good food, good times, good company. I hope everyone had as good of a Thanksgiving as I did.
So, where’s spam? That’s what I keep asking … where is it? My spam box is filled with boring credit report, *v*i*a*g*r*a messages and bank updating information. Seems the phishers are having more fun than I am. What ever happened to “you can chop a log with your dick”? Or “your neighbors have lost their alarm clock”? Where have the days of penis enlargement and grammatically challenging sentences gone? The economy is sucking the life out of the only real source of amusement I get now days. It’s not fair I tell you, not fair at all!
And what is with this weather??? It snowed in Australia this week. One week before summer. Here it’s November 27 and we’ve barely had cool weather. I think the spammers are responsible. At least that’s my theory and I’m sticking to it.
This is boring …
Shhh, give her a moment; she’ll get into the swing.
About as well as an elephant on a vine.
What?
You heard me.
That’s what I was afraid of.
That you heard me?
No, that I understood what you were saying.
Did you just insult me?
Who? Me? I wouldn’t do that.
That’s what I thought.
At least, not that you would notice.
I think I resemble that remark.
You don’t resemble anything.
Yes I do!
No you don’t! I’ve told you, you’re not real.
I’m not?
No, you’re a figment of her imagination.
That’s scary.
Tell me about it – you would hope she had a better imagination than that.
You did it again.
What?
Insulted me.
No, that was a figment of your imagination.
It was?
Yeah, you’re always imagining that I’m insulting you.
Bud?
What?
Will you tell me when you’re really insulting me?
Of course Ern, that’s what friends are for.
I thought they were to carry you home from the bar.
That too.
Goodnight Bud.
Goodnight Ern.
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Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Friday, November 28, 2008
They Put That Where .... ?
Stuffed. And I don’t mean with stuffing either. I’m.going.to.pop. And that won’t be pleasant so everybody ruuuuunnnnn!!!
I had a really great time at Bebo’s – good food, good times, good company. I hope everyone had as good of a Thanksgiving as I did.
So, where’s spam? That’s what I keep asking … where is it? My spam box is filled with boring credit report, *v*i*a*g*r*a messages and bank updating information. Seems the phishers are having more fun than I am. What ever happened to “you can chop a log with your dick”? Or “your neighbors have lost their alarm clock”? Where have the days of penis enlargement and grammatically challenging sentences gone? The economy is sucking the life out of the only real source of amusement I get now days. It’s not fair I tell you, not fair at all!
And what is with this weather??? It snowed in Australia this week. One week before summer. Here it’s November 27 and we’ve barely had cool weather. I think the spammers are responsible. At least that’s my theory and I’m sticking to it.
This is boring …
Shhh, give her a moment; she’ll get into the swing.
About as well as an elephant on a vine.
What?
You heard me.
That’s what I was afraid of.
That you heard me?
No, that I understood what you were saying.
Did you just insult me?
Who? Me? I wouldn’t do that.
That’s what I thought.
At least, not that you would notice.
I think I resemble that remark.
You don’t resemble anything.
Yes I do!
No you don’t! I’ve told you, you’re not real.
I’m not?
No, you’re a figment of her imagination.
That’s scary.
Tell me about it – you would hope she had a better imagination than that.
You did it again.
What?
Insulted me.
No, that was a figment of your imagination.
It was?
Yeah, you’re always imagining that I’m insulting you.
Bud?
What?
Will you tell me when you’re really insulting me?
Of course Ern, that’s what friends are for.
I thought they were to carry you home from the bar.
That too.
Goodnight Bud.
Goodnight Ern.
I had a really great time at Bebo’s – good food, good times, good company. I hope everyone had as good of a Thanksgiving as I did.
So, where’s spam? That’s what I keep asking … where is it? My spam box is filled with boring credit report, *v*i*a*g*r*a messages and bank updating information. Seems the phishers are having more fun than I am. What ever happened to “you can chop a log with your dick”? Or “your neighbors have lost their alarm clock”? Where have the days of penis enlargement and grammatically challenging sentences gone? The economy is sucking the life out of the only real source of amusement I get now days. It’s not fair I tell you, not fair at all!
And what is with this weather??? It snowed in Australia this week. One week before summer. Here it’s November 27 and we’ve barely had cool weather. I think the spammers are responsible. At least that’s my theory and I’m sticking to it.
This is boring …
Shhh, give her a moment; she’ll get into the swing.
About as well as an elephant on a vine.
What?
You heard me.
That’s what I was afraid of.
That you heard me?
No, that I understood what you were saying.
Did you just insult me?
Who? Me? I wouldn’t do that.
That’s what I thought.
At least, not that you would notice.
I think I resemble that remark.
You don’t resemble anything.
Yes I do!
No you don’t! I’ve told you, you’re not real.
I’m not?
No, you’re a figment of her imagination.
That’s scary.
Tell me about it – you would hope she had a better imagination than that.
You did it again.
What?
Insulted me.
No, that was a figment of your imagination.
It was?
Yeah, you’re always imagining that I’m insulting you.
Bud?
What?
Will you tell me when you’re really insulting me?
Of course Ern, that’s what friends are for.
I thought they were to carry you home from the bar.
That too.
Goodnight Bud.
Goodnight Ern.
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Thanksgiving
The year has turned its circle,
The seasons come and go.
The harvest all is gathered in
And chilly north winds blow.
Orchards have shared their treasures,
The fields, their yellow grain,
So open wide the doorway~
Thanksgiving comes again!
Author Unknown
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If you are traveling this Thanksgiving, please be careful. Enjoy your day with your family, I know I will. Peace, Grace and Love to all of you.
Happy Thanksgiving
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Calendar Says Wednesday, but That Has to be Wrong
Wow! It’s Wednesday already? Gadzooks this vacation has gone by fast and my hand isn’t near ready to go to work on Thursday. The butterfly strips are holding on fast, so that means I’m going to have to wrap the hand in gauze to keep it completely sealed in that dirty, dingy bookstore. Sheesh.
Tuesday went by rather quietly. I didn’t do a lot, just some photoshopping to keep my mind off of things. Can you see Bubba in the picture above? Of course you can, ya can’t hide that orange body. This is another contest entry, like the two before. This program that I’m using is free and it’s called GIMP. You can download it – I think its GIMP.com, but check, you probably can find it if you Google GIMP. It’s an easy program to learn; I’m still in the amateurish stage, but I’m having fun with it.
We are going to have great weather on Wednesday, well except for the rain maybe. The temps will be more fall-like. Sometime in the afternoon we’ll creep to the mid-70s, and then a cool front will come in and the temps will drop into the 60s by evening. It will be a perfect day to turn off the A/C and open windows.
Can you believe it’s the middle of October now? I do love this time of year but it’s also my most melancholy; the holiday season. Not to mention mom’s birthday in November. Bebo wants to have Thanksgiving at her apartment. Don’t know if anyone else will make it (friends) or if it will be another Thanksgiving with just the two of us. Oh wait, I spent Thanksgiving alone last year, so having it with just Bebo will be an improvement.
Here I am talking about Thanksgiving and we haven’t hit Halloween yet. Who do I think I am, a department store? Halloween, my first in an apartment. I don’t know how much trick or treating is done here; there are a lot of kids in the complex. So I guess I’ll buy candy – I will either have to buy something I don’t like so I won’t eat it before Halloween, or at least throw in a bag for me.
So, what are y’all up to? Anything exciting, titillating, mysterious, adventurous – come on y’all, you know I live vicariously through you!
Have a great Wednesday, thank you so much for the wonderful comments yesterday – I appreciated them more than you can know.
Tuesday went by rather quietly. I didn’t do a lot, just some photoshopping to keep my mind off of things. Can you see Bubba in the picture above? Of course you can, ya can’t hide that orange body. This is another contest entry, like the two before. This program that I’m using is free and it’s called GIMP. You can download it – I think its GIMP.com, but check, you probably can find it if you Google GIMP. It’s an easy program to learn; I’m still in the amateurish stage, but I’m having fun with it.
We are going to have great weather on Wednesday, well except for the rain maybe. The temps will be more fall-like. Sometime in the afternoon we’ll creep to the mid-70s, and then a cool front will come in and the temps will drop into the 60s by evening. It will be a perfect day to turn off the A/C and open windows.
Can you believe it’s the middle of October now? I do love this time of year but it’s also my most melancholy; the holiday season. Not to mention mom’s birthday in November. Bebo wants to have Thanksgiving at her apartment. Don’t know if anyone else will make it (friends) or if it will be another Thanksgiving with just the two of us. Oh wait, I spent Thanksgiving alone last year, so having it with just Bebo will be an improvement.
Here I am talking about Thanksgiving and we haven’t hit Halloween yet. Who do I think I am, a department store? Halloween, my first in an apartment. I don’t know how much trick or treating is done here; there are a lot of kids in the complex. So I guess I’ll buy candy – I will either have to buy something I don’t like so I won’t eat it before Halloween, or at least throw in a bag for me.
So, what are y’all up to? Anything exciting, titillating, mysterious, adventurous – come on y’all, you know I live vicariously through you!
Have a great Wednesday, thank you so much for the wonderful comments yesterday – I appreciated them more than you can know.
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