Friday, August 29, 2008

Summer Spam

Where have you been? (Took a break, what’s it to you?)
Not the same without you. (I’m sure you managed to make it on your own.)
Remind me God. (Not God, just Queen.)
Crazy woman goes on dog squeezing rampage. (Did you have to point out that she was crazy?)
Goodiest Abba suggestion (Mama Mia!!)
Mph mayonnaise Dixieland cartography mumble. (Forget about the mumbling map of Dixieland, what’s mph mayonnaise?)
Meet me at 1:30. (Not on your life.)
THIS IS JAMES BOND’S CHOICE. (Then let James Bond meet you.)
Thinking about you naked. (Don’t you have something better to do? Oh wait, you’re spam …)
And then … I farted. (Seeing me naked has that effect on people)
Paris Hilton swaps vagina for penis. (Why not? It was worn out anyway.)
SpongeBob named in Paris Hilton paternity lawsuit. (Not if she’s swapped her … oh, nevermind.)
Damn work! (You can say that again.)
Damn work! (I didn’t mean … Oh no, I’m about to argue with spam.)
baileystewart@baileystewart.net – Get ready for sex in 15 minutes. (Hugh?)

And since blogspot likes to put those frames on pictures and cut off the words on my LOLCats, here's just the link.

7 comments:

bebo said...

So appropriate that the crazy, dog-squeezing Queen breaks into Bohemian Rhapsody... :>

*mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go!*

Tori Lennox said...

I'm cracking up over the image of Paris Hilton getting it on with SpongeBob SquarePants. ROFL!!!

Susan said...

Woo hoo, Friday Spam is back!

When you are done with Hugh send him my way! You haven't lost your touch, Bailey. I bow done to you.

Brandy said...

Ahhh, I have missed Friday Spam! I'm not sure I want to know why some crazy woman is out there squeezing dogs! *G*

Melissa said...

It's nice to have Friday spam back!

Jana T said...

Hi!

Marty said...

Poor Spongebob!