Friday, October 26, 2007

The Adventures of Huckleberry Spam

Trust our wonder-medicine and your penis will surprise you. (Surprise will be putting it mildly.)
Congratulations, you have been chosen to enjoy. (Enjoy what? Or am I to be enjoyed? Calling Hugh Jackman!)
Funny isn’t it? (I don’t think it’s funny.)
I’ve never laughed so hard! (You think it would be funny that Hugh Jackman might enjoy me?)
No offense. (No offense taken.)
Still upset about it? (I just consider the source.)
Get bigger and larger errections quickly. (By adding an “r”?)
Thank you for your time. (Don’t mention it. I mean it, please don’t mention it.)

9 comments:

Shesawriter said...

I get the teeny weeny penis miracle cure promos in my spam all the time. LOL!

Michele said...

Spamarama was cute tonight for tomorrow.
Love those conversations you come up with.How you make it sound so logical always amazes me.

I would LOVE it if Hugh Jackman ever popped in to see these great references to him.
wouldn't that be grand?

Tori Lennox said...

As always, your spam is vastly more amusing than mine. :)

Melissa said...

Haha! I love your spam, Bailey!!!!

bebo said...

Again... if Hugh Jackman shows up at your house, I'm gonna be there too... whether you like it or not!
;P

Susan said...

You are absolutely the Queen of spam! Thanks for the laughs.

Lexi said...

OMG I've been getting so much more spam lately! What is wrong with the universe???

Brandy said...

I still say you get the best Spam! Isn't it amazing that adding an R makes things bette-r! *G*

Hope you had a good week!

Marty said...

...adding an extra 'r'...lmao!