Friday, October 12, 2007

The Old Man and the Spam

You’ll love this. (What now?)
With the help of our system you could become the man that you have always wanted. (I could become Hugh Jackman?)
Don’t understand why. (Because Hugh Jackman is “the man”.)
You will get noticed. (I believe it.)
October 78% off. (You can do that?)
It’s Kelly here, we should catch up sometime. (I know, I’ve been a bad blogster.)
Need to buy medications but don’t know where? (Um, try a drugstore.)
This is unbelievable! (They’ve been around for a while.)

8 comments:

Marty said...

Let me know when you make the transition to Hugh Jackman...

Shirley said...

Wow! You can be Hugh Jackman? I'm on my way...

bebo said...

If you're gonna be Hugh Jackman I'm gonna spend a LOT more time at your house!

Susan said...

Can I come and visit you if you're going to transition in to Hugh Jackman?

Hugh Jackman is going to be on 'Viva Laughlin' at 10 Thursday night.

Brandy said...

Hugh Jackman, huh? Niiiiiiice choice. *g*
Hope you're feeling MUCH better!

Olga said...

Love your spamarama, especially good one about Hugh Jackman. Let me look up your address... Also, can anybody become Johnny Depp, please? And thanks for the jokes from the previous post. I had a good laugh, and I needed it.

Dru said...

Those were cute...Have you seen that show he's in? How is it?

I hope you're feeling better.

Shesawriter said...

"With the help of our system you could become the man that you have always wanted."

I'll take Gerard Butler for 300 please, Alex. :-)