Friday, March 28, 2008

March of the Spammites

Sorry folks, I'm drained. This is the best I can do. Have a great Friday!

When man goes along the street and something big sticks out of his jeans … (Alien!! Run!!!)
Wipe that smirk off her face (You’re not touching my face)
Her breast just spilled out. (Only one?)
Some men won’t learn (You got that right)
I was drunk (You made more sense drunk than you do sober)
I wanted to say “I’m sorry.” (Well why don’t you say it then? Don’t just stand there and say that you wanted to. Sheesh.)
Ohio debt consolidation (Ohio’s in debt? It is getting bad, isn’t it?)
Make your friend bigger (She’s doing a good enough job on her own.)

8 comments:

Brandy said...

If you do this well drained.......*G*
Love the alien one and the breast? Hope it was saline and not silicone!

Have a great Friday!

Lis said...

lmao the alien one kills me :o)

bebo the expanding friend said...

HEY! I'm your friend & I'm NOT getting bigger on my own! It's the prednisone, I swear!

Angie-la said...

Now I am going to fret about Ohio ALLLL weekend. Thanks loads, Bailey.

(ok...my word verification was amnut. Someone had been talking. LOL!!)

Susan said...

Bailey, you did another fantastic Spamaramma! I didn't realize everyone was aware I was getting bigger. :'(

Have a great weekend!

Dru said...

I love the alien notation...too darn funny

Shelley Munro said...

Some of these spam copywriters should turn their imagination to books. They'd be interesting. ;)

Have a relaxing weekend.

catslady said...

Funny as usual - hope the unpacking is coming along and cats are settling.