Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Dusty Undies

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife


'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!'


His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.


The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.


'What the Heck is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.


'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'


She replied with a snicker...'It's not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow'.'

7 comments:

Christa said...

heehee

Unfornately with lasts nights performances Archie came out on top, but it seems he is more a ballad singer whereas Cook can mix it up. I'd still vote for Cook (if I could vote :-))

Susan said...

That's a good one! LOL

I preferred Cook to Archie.

Bailey Stewart said...

Yeah, I'm for Cook too.

So I was sitting here on the computer about 11:00 last night when I realized I hadn't done the blog yet. LOL So I grabbed something.

Brandy said...

WHEEEEEE! I like this one! *G*

Melissa Marsh said...

LOVE IT.

glenice said...

LOLOLOLOLOL

Well I was bummed Christian lost on Dancing!!! He was my favorite...I was just not a big Kristie fan...

Scott said...

Ouch. Match, set and game!