Friday, May 16, 2008

Spam on a Stick

We caught you naked in shower baileystewart. (Norman? Norman Bates, is that you?)
Video with a naked celebrity Gallery for baileystewart. (Oooh, Hugh, George, Orlando, Johnny, Matthew, …)
World of clocks. (Let me guess, they have a little dirt on them?)
Good afternoon, I have a good software. (Damn! I was looking for bad software!)
hello from denise (Um, Dennie, have you forgotten your capitals?)
Holy moly, that’s huge. (I know, for a writer that’s a big one.)
your payment didn’t succeed, so your ads have been suspended. (You mean those “Hugh Look at Me!” billboards? Sheesh!)
I went to the panty shop! (You’re much too excited about that.)
Some men won’t learn. (Well, you can’t teach an old dog …)

4 comments:

bebo said...

Okay... so you're naked in the shower with the celebrity gallery & new panties... and all those damned dirty alarm clocks. I thought you left those buried at the house!

Good luck with the ant patrol today.

Brandy said...

"some men won't learn". So, SO true!

Have a happy friday!

Susan said...

Who is the we that caught you in the shower and did you invite them to scrub your back? ;)

Great as always!

catslady said...

Funny as always - have a nice weekend!