Friday, April 03, 2009


Um, it's Friday, isn't it? Guess my first clue would have been the fact that I'm not at work ... sheesh. Anyway, I remembered at about 1:30 this morning, soooo .... here is a really cute email that JJ sent me. Sort of goes along with my college essay posts, and you know what? I think they are real 'cuz it does look like they were xeroxed from actual tests. Click on the pics to make them larger.

How to Fail School Tests With Dignity:

Example one:

Example two:

Example three:

Example four:

Example five:

Example six:

Example seven:


whateverfor said...

James Bond, I love it!!! I've seen the "find x" one before, as a coworker of mine who had an accounting-type job had that one on his cubicle wall. Hilarious!

Bailey Stewart said...

Yeah, I'm sure they've been around, so have the college essays. I think the "teachers" notes add to the authenticity.

I'm glad you enjoyed them.

Bebo said...

OMG I think I'm related to some of those kids.... :O

And my word verification: micing
I think that's what my cats like to do....

Brandy said...

I like the one that says "God made it that way". *G*

catslady said...

Oh, I've never seen these before - they were great roflmao. My youngest had a tendency to draw a picture if she didn't know an answer lol.

whateverfor said...

I have to admit that I feel a spiritual connection with the person who drew an elephant in order to answer the question - in high school, we had to do these graduation exams to graduate and there was a question on mapping matrices - now when I learned to do this, I did it well but it had been two years since I'd worked with matrices and the knowledge just fell out of my head - literally. :)

My answer for the question was a drawing of a cat's head (you know, basic circle for head, triangles for ears, eyes, noes mouth, wiskers) on the grid paper instead of mapping the matrices - because I couldn't remember. I wonder what the officials thought when they got to my answer... ha!