Friday, May 04, 2007

Spamzilla

No point wasting time. (You’re right, let’s get started)
Coffee’s on! What are u waiting for? (Is it decaf?)
Won’t forget last night. (Believe me, I won’t either.)
I’m available tonight, are you? (Nope, last night was enough, thank you.)
Prepare yourself for this. (With spam, I’m prepared for anything.)
What was that? (I don’t hear anything.)
He must have been following me when I came in here. (Who? What?)
Perian grabbed him by the shoulders just as the monster reared. (Spamzilla)
Deep calming breath now. (I’m calm, you’re the one with the monster)
The size of your dick is about a small mobile phone. (You need a visit from the big dick fairy)
The easy way to hang just about anything. (Unless you have a dick the size of a mobile phone.)
Engrossing ad lib. (Thank you, I try)
Same Time next week? (Gotcha.)


Just a little note - Wednesday night we were hit by a storm with 80 - 100 mph winds. I lost my electricity at about 7:00 p.m. and it did not come back on until around 4:00 Thursday afternoon. Yes, I had an exciting night.

15 comments:

bebp said...

Yeah! You're back online! (I'll keep my baseball bat at the ready in case Spamzilla heads this way...)

Lis said...

Yikes on the power! We're supposed to get storms this Sunday-Monday I think, first big storms of the season. Glad your back online. I don't think I'll look at a cell phone the same way the next few days lol

Brandy said...

YAY! Spamarama! Spamzilla? Any relation to Godzilla? *g*

We got a storm today. Lightening hit so close to the house the smoke alarms went off. Um, not to mention the hail....
Glad to hear you're power wasn't off any longer. Be careful!

raine said...

Wednesday night we were hit by a storm with 80 - 100 mph winds. I lost my electricity at about 7:00 p.m. and it did not come back on until around 4:00 Thursday afternoon.

Well, they did warn you to "Prepare yourself for this"...

Michele said...

Wow! So THAT's why I didn't get "whacked" LOLOL!
Glad you are OK and no major damage to you or property!

Spamzilla? Genius! *giggle*
THis one read like a story ... they were so closely related in theme.
Genius again.

Congrats!

Shirley said...

Love the spam, as ever.

So glad you're back online. Take care.

Melissa said...

Glad you are back online. Hugs on the power outage.

Thanks for you spamzilla post. I know I can always count on a smile from your blog on Friday mornings!

Hope you are doing okay!!! Sending hugs your way.

Bailey Stewart said...

You almost didn't get any spam - after 4 interrupted hours of sleep Wednesday night, I was so exhausted Thursday night I nearly didn't do spamarama. But the sense of humor (and the responsibility to my peons, er, blogsters) prevailed.

Tori Lennox said...

I heard about you on the Weather Channel the other night. Well, not you specifically, but your area. :) I'm glad you're okay and back online!

Olga said...

Hugs on a scary night, and thanks for the laughs from your Spamzilla!

catslady said...

The only good thing about when the electricity goes out - I get off the darn computer and read by lantern light lol. Thanks for the spamzilla :)

Dru said...

Thanks for the Spam. ALways a good read in the morning or evening. Glad that you were able to get online.

I hope all is well with you. Have a good weekend.

Toni Anderson said...

Dennie wrote about the scary storm. Sounds spectacular and super scary.

Happy spamming :)

Susan said...

My PC is dying slowly and I couldn't post here yesterday! Hopefully the weather has settled down and your power is staying on.

Loved the Spamzilla, even though I had to wait until today to read it.

Marty said...

Good night that was an awful storm! Glad you're okay...and spam was awesome as usual :)