Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Funny Ads

These are advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country (or so we are led to believe)

- We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

- For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.

- Great Dames for sale.

- Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

- Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

- Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

- Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.

- If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.


Brandy said...

Not sure about that dog for sale! *g*
Fun, Thanks Bailey!

Michele said...

Hi, Bailey!!
Fun way to wake up on a Wednesday morning..with a laugh.
THanks and SO glad you're back.
Missed ya!

Tori Lennox said...

ROFL! You've really got to watch those Alaskan Hussies. *g*

Susan said...

Oh, I couldn't stop laughing at these!

Cryna said...

Hi Bailey

These were just the thing I needed to bring a smile. They are priceless, thank you.

Melissa said...

Love the hussy dog! Thanks for another laugh, Bailey!

Shirley said...

Love the Alaskan Hussy.
I think my home could do with being exterminated...

Michele said...

YOu know what? Some of these I just saw from the book I am reading.. Idiot's Guide To Writing.

May of these were excercises in the book!

I had to spot the errors....
Still, funny tho

Dr. Bill Emener said...

Been sitting behind a laptop most of the day -- thanks for the great opportunity to laugh.
True story: last year I walked into a wedding reception (wearing a suit) and immediately ran into a lady from my gym (with her husband). She looked at me with a double-take, and then said, "Oh, hi Bill... didn't recognize you with your clothes on."