Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Funny Ads

These are advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country (or so we are led to believe)

- We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

- For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.

- Great Dames for sale.

- Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

- Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

- Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

- Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.

- If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.

9 comments:

Brandy said...

Not sure about that dog for sale! *g*
Fun, Thanks Bailey!

Michele said...

Hi, Bailey!!
Fun way to wake up on a Wednesday morning..with a laugh.
THanks and SO glad you're back.
Missed ya!

Tori Lennox said...

ROFL! You've really got to watch those Alaskan Hussies. *g*

Susan said...

Oh, I couldn't stop laughing at these!

Cryna said...

Hi Bailey

These were just the thing I needed to bring a smile. They are priceless, thank you.

Melissa said...

Love the hussy dog! Thanks for another laugh, Bailey!

Shirley said...

Love the Alaskan Hussy.
I think my home could do with being exterminated...

Michele said...

YOu know what? Some of these I just saw from the book I am reading.. Idiot's Guide To Writing.

May of these were excercises in the book!

I had to spot the errors....
Still, funny tho

Dr. Bill Emener said...

Been sitting behind a laptop most of the day -- thanks for the great opportunity to laugh.
True story: last year I walked into a wedding reception (wearing a suit) and immediately ran into a lady from my gym (with her husband). She looked at me with a double-take, and then said, "Oh, hi Bill... didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
Bill