These are advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country (or so we are led to believe)
- We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
- For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.
- Great Dames for sale.
- Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
- Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
- Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
- Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.
- If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.
9 comments:
Not sure about that dog for sale! *g*
Fun, Thanks Bailey!
Hi, Bailey!!
Fun way to wake up on a Wednesday morning..with a laugh.
THanks and SO glad you're back.
Missed ya!
ROFL! You've really got to watch those Alaskan Hussies. *g*
Oh, I couldn't stop laughing at these!
Hi Bailey
These were just the thing I needed to bring a smile. They are priceless, thank you.
Love the hussy dog! Thanks for another laugh, Bailey!
Love the Alaskan Hussy.
I think my home could do with being exterminated...
YOu know what? Some of these I just saw from the book I am reading.. Idiot's Guide To Writing.
May of these were excercises in the book!
I had to spot the errors....
Still, funny tho
Been sitting behind a laptop most of the day -- thanks for the great opportunity to laugh.
True story: last year I walked into a wedding reception (wearing a suit) and immediately ran into a lady from my gym (with her husband). She looked at me with a double-take, and then said, "Oh, hi Bill... didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
Bill
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