Friday, July 27, 2007

Spam Another Day

You can be with Cialis (I’d rather be with Hugh Jackman.)
Implements the basic functionality common to buttock control. (Huh?)
You’ve received a postcard from a neighbor! (“Will trade Bubba for alarm clock”)
Tirade (You haven’t heard a tirade if they don’t return Bubba!)
O’Clocks (Hold it, I have to find a shovel.)
Have herself Minneapolis. (Are you sure it’s not St. Paul?)
Recommended listing Lis (List her where? Minneapolis?)
Your neighbors have lost their alarm clock. (Yeah, and I’ve got Bubba.)
Do you want to be a better lover quickly. (Quicker isn’t necessarily better.)

Jason Evans is having another writing contest on his blog. The contest ends on Wednesday. If you don't enter, you should at least go over and read the entries - there's some good stuff there.

12 comments:

Brandy said...

Glad to hear that Bubba made it home safely! *g*

Spamarama returns and is hilarious as usual.

Have a great friday!

susie said...

Darn, I thought I might be first to comment. Hoorah for spam.

Thank you for the happy thoughts and well wishes. The surgery went well and I feel great. And when the results come back negative (as I sure they will) I'll be sure to pass the word.

Marty said...

Ahhh, starting the day with spam. Thank you!

Tori Lennox said...

Hey, did you hear that Hugh Jackman is going to be a recurring guest star on the new CBS show Viva Laughlin? I hadn't planned on tuning into the show because I doubt it'll be as good as the British version, but for Hugh I'll make the exception. :)

Susan said...

I'm not surprised Bubba made it home, after all your neighbors can't even keep track of their alarm clock. lol

Funny as always!

Cryna said...

Thanks again for the smiles, I love coming here and reading your spam.

Lis said...

Oh that Bubba! Maybe he's the one stealing all the clocks *g*
LMAO, list me in Minn? I think it gets colder there then it does here sometimes!

glenice said...

hey there!

Well we are at Comic-Con :) It is humid and hot! well not all that hot...but with the humidity...well you know ;)

Hope you did not get blown up the other day!!!! That was pretty scary looking on TV.

I sure do miss you! You should watch your mailbox in a week or so...I think you might find the postman will ring you :) :) :)

better get back to the con!!!


Susie--glad to hear you are doing good!!!

Melissa said...

Bubba, Bubba, Bubba. Gotta love that cat.

Thanks for my weekly quota of spam laughs.

Bernita said...

Those damned "postcards!"
Lot of them contain viruses.

Michele said...

I got my Clocks!
Thanks, Bailey!
I felt lost with out them, *grin*

Glad to hear all went well, Susie!!

Dru said...

LOL..