Friday, July 06, 2007

The Spy Who Spammed Me

Your neighbors lost their alarm clock. (I blame the caterpillars.)
It’s Suzanne’s “Girls Night Out” again, can you make it? (A night out with spam, wow, I’m under-whelmed)
But maybe it is better you don’t go. (You can’t tell me what I can and cannot do.)
Bossily (You ain’t seen bossily)
Await soliloquy (To be, or not to be … I decided not to wait.)
Won’t forget last night. (Were you out with Suzanne?)
With Penis Enlarge Patch your cock will win the beauty contest. (There’s a beauty contest for penises? Probably on the Fox network.)
Grimace (I’d like to see you do better.)
Grow your manhood. (Another use for Miracle Grow)
Do you want more money (About as much as I want Hugh Jackman.)

9 comments:

Christa said...

Heehee love your Spam

I think I say that advertised. Coming soon to Fox, Dick's Beauty contest. I guess entrants are tested for Miracle Grow. I also heard that some of the props used for the talent portion include bricks and pool tables.

Bailey Stewart said...

Christa - ROFLMAO

Tori Lennox said...

I do love your spam!

Marty said...

Yay! Spam is back--and so are you! Love the title ;)

Susan said...

Woo hoo!!! Spamarama is here and you haven't lost your touch!

Brandy said...

YAY! Spamarama is back! Woot!
For the beauty pageant, do you think they'll wax? *G*

Toni Anderson said...

LOL @ Hugh :)

Michele said...

Oh, I missed this last Friday.
Lots of giggles from this one.
Thanks, Bailey!

Dru said...

SPAM is back! and a good one too.