Monday, February 18, 2008

Aidan's Turn


Aidan here. Mother was going to have Seamas blog again, but I begged her not to subject you to any more of his “LOLz” cat speak, so to say. I hate that site; it’s such an insult to us superior felines. Anyway, we’re adjusting fine without Neely Shae, although I must admit that I do miss my favorite target. Bailey and Seamas aren’t as fun to attack. And I said Bailey. I don’t care if there’s some sort of mix-up with his and mother’s names. BooBear is ridiculous. How could any self-respecting feline hold up his head with a name like BooBear? I know, mother calls me Aidan Maiden, so who am I to speak, right? I.hate.Aidan Maiden. In case I’m not clear enough – Aidan Maiden sucks eggs. She even has a little poem for me: Aidan Maiden, pudding pie. Kissed the kits and made them cry. When Aidan Maiden came out to play, all the kits they ran away. Can you imagine going through life with that sticking to you? It’s either that or Secret Aidan Man. If I have to have one or the other, I’ll take Secret Aidan Man because at least it’s male.

Mother has been having a bit of a bad week. The sale of the house isn’t going through as soon as she, and obviously Uncle David, thought it would. So here’s mother packing to move into an apartment she can’t afford. It’s all Uncle David’s fault and if he were here I’d pee on his foot. He doesn’t like cats anyway, so what harm would it do? I could leave a little present in his shoe too, if you know what I mean. I don’t mind getting a little crass when it comes to protecting my mother.

I heard mother say the other day that she just doesn’t get to blog as much as she used to. What with all of this packing and cleaning, she doesn’t have the time. I know, you see her on MySpace a lot. She’s not always there. Mother has this habit of leaving the computer on and logged into the site. Whenever she gets a message or something, it “cachings” (that’s the closest to the sound I can get) rather loudly and she comes running to answer it. It’s pathetic if you ask me, sort of like Pavlov’s dogs. Anyway, once she’s settled into her new place, she’ll get back to a routine. Whatever that is. And she’ll be able to look for a job again. I’ve been told she needs one badly. I don’t know why, wouldn’t a purr, nuzzle and lick get her most things in life? It works for us.

32 comments:

Tori Lennox said...

I have to agree. Secret Aidan Man is much more macho. :)

*hugs* to your mom.

Bailey Stewart said...

Thanks Ms. Tori. But she ruins it by singing "Secret Aidan man, secret Aidan man ..."

I'll give mother a cuddle instead of a hug - I don't do hugs very well.

Dru said...

Now I have Secret Agent Man tune playing in my head. It does fit a macho cat like you better.

{{{Bailey}}}

Bailey Stewart said...

You humans are so weird that way. Say a song and you get it stuck in your head. We felines have no problem with that. You see, far superior.

I'll give Mother a cuddle from you.

Melissa said...

Haha Aidan. I mean, Secret Aidan Man. Too cute.

Give your mom some hugs and love. She need it!

Bailey Stewart said...

They've given me tag number and taken away my name ...

Lots of cuddles for mother.

bebo said...

Ah, the handsome Secret Aiden Maiden Man speaks. And quite well I must add... :>

Cuddles & purrs indeed!

Toni Anderson said...

Very cute.

Bummer on the sale.

Brandy said...

I like Secret Aidan Man! I hope you're Mom's week gets better. Be sure to give her a head-but for me. *g*

Glence said...

Oh sweet Aidan--I miss you buddy! you have always been my favorite...but shhhh don't tell the others :)

Oh and I love your mama too! Make sure she doesn't forget to pack you :) AS IF!

Bailey Stewart said...

Well of course Aunt Bebo. You don't think I speak idiot talk like Bubba, do you?

Bailey Stewart said...

Thank you Ms. Toni. Yes, mother is quite upset about it.

Bailey Stewart said...

Ms. Brandy, how did you know I love head-butts? They are my favorite form of affection.

Bailey Stewart said...

Aunt Glenice!! I miss you too. What do you mean I can't tell the others? We cats are superior creatures and we're never more superior than when we are holding that superiority over another cat.

Mother wouldn't dare forget me. I'm privately hoping she'll forget Bailey, that little wuss.

Bailey Stewart said...

And another thing. Why is Devlin's picture being used as Mother's avatar and not mine?

Bailey Stewart said...

Deer Anty Glenize,

Why you no lovez Bubba no more? Why iz Adin your favrite? Adin is running round teh house zinging "I iz Anty Glenizes favrite". Bubba iz zad. Dont youz like to pank Bubba? Bubba will purrz for you. Bubba iz very zad. Iz it cuz Adin speakz better dan Bubba? What did Bubba do dat you no likez him no more?

glenice said...

Oh Bubba baby I still love yu too!!! silly one...I was just saying that so Aidan would purr! Because we both know he just doesn't purr like you do :)

Bailey Stewart said...

Weaaly Anty Glenize? Mz Brandy lovez me bested to. She zends me tentz to play in. De oderz dinks dey are fur dem to, butz I noze Mz Brandy meant dem fur me.

Glenice said...

Oh you are a smart one aren't you :)

I will come see you soon OK! I am moving too so it will be a couple of months...I want to see your new house too!

Bailey Stewart said...

Aunt Glenice?

No, not everybody look at me. I'm baby and you scared me.

Okay, Aunt Glenice? This is BooBear. I know I don't let you near me, but I'm baby and I'm scared of everyone. Even mommy sometimes. But I like you. I might even comes into the room while you are here and let you looks at me. Okay? Just don't move to fast and come near me, 'cuz I'll run 'cuz I'm baby. Don't you take it to persoa, er, perana, oh you know whats I mean - I'm baby and I'm scared of everyone, even Aunt Bebo if shes moves to fast and scares me, 'cuz I'm baby. Will you likes me to?

Don't look at me everybody, I'm baby and yous scareds me.

Ms. Brandy? Tell Bubba thats those tents are fors all of us and nots him only. Okay? You sent us laser to. Okay?

aunty glenice said...

Oh BooBear...I know you are a baby still...and I know that EVERYTHING scares you! :) I am really hoping someday you outgrow that...that me just looking at you doesn't send you off under the bed...someday right :)

Bailey Stewart said...

Pssst Aunty Glenice, everybody's looking at me.

I'll trys hard not to run. I'm betters now than the last time I saws you when grandma died. Maybe I'll lets you stares at me.

aunty glenice said...

OK...pretend they are not there...that is what I do when everybody stares at me...it works...

I am sure you are much better...you were still really little last time I saw you...

Lee Morrison said...

Oh, Aidan, you poor sweetie. Just look at what you have to endure with the humans.

How in the world do you bear it?

Well, try to be patient with mother while the house issues get cleared up. You're probably wise not to pee on Uncle's foot or leave a present in his shoe. That stuff, while fun, can backfire on you.

Hang in there. Things will get better.

Bailey Stewart said...

Finally, someone who pays attention to my problems. Thank you Ms. Lee, I appreciate your wonderful words. And no mention of hugs for mother, thank you - I'm the one that needs the hugs. I won't pee on his shoe or anything, but I'd like to. It's just that he lives in another state.

Brandy said...

Awww, Aidan AND Bubba y'all are sharing those tents, right? *g* Tell your Mama not to forget to pack them for you.

Bailey Stewart said...

But you sendz dem to me, Bubba, didtz you Mz. Brandy? Why Iz haz to share?

Brandy said...

Oh, Bubba. Sharing makes your Mommy love you more. It means you have a big heart. And just so you know, I have MANY kitties and none of my fellas are as handsome as you and Aidan.

Bailey Stewart said...

Um, Ms. Brandy?

Everybody quit looking at me!

Ms. Brandy? Aren't BooBear handsome too? I has pretty blue eyes and I like to snuggle. Mommy says I'm prettier than Aidan and Bubba. Don't you think I'm pretty too?

Don't look at me everybody or I'll go hide!!!!

Brandy said...

BooBear blue eyes are my favorite (shhhhhhh, don't tell the others) on a kitty. I have a pretty girl with blue eyes and I think they are so pretty. Don't you worry honey. You are, OF COURSE, a handsome fella. Wish I could send you a "petting".

Bailey Stewart said...

I canz comez out from underneath the bed now? BooBear is pretty?

I'm not sure Iz let you pet me though. I'll have to thinkz about it. I'm wealy shy.

Don't look at me everybody!!!!

catslady said...

Well I think you are all adorable!! and hugs to one and all.

And as far as nicknames, my Tabatha's was Green eyed hissy face :)