Friday, February 08, 2008

Strawberry Spam Forever

More howls than you can shake a shiver at. (First off, what’s a shiver? And how do you shake it?)
HugoMonolithicBodypart (Really? And are you going to introduce me to Hugo?)
You really need it. (A hugo monolithic bodypart? Won’t Hugo miss it?)
Professional PRO (Aren’t all pros professional?)
PhallusMassiveAmelia (Amelia has a massive phallus? Does Ripley’s Believe it or Not know about this?)
The baby-maker grows and develops GRADUALLY, not over night! (Duh! It takes around 9 mos.)
And it was so. (So? So what?)
Aggressive traders alert. (Why? Is someone going to jump out of a dark alley and demand that I buy stock?)

15 comments:

Christa said...

a laugh like always. 9 mos is 8 mos too long

Bailey Stewart said...

Thanks Christa - I was beginning to wonder if anyone was going to show up today.

Melissa said...

great spam, Bailey! As usual :)

Brandy said...

A shining star in the world of Spamarama! Funny as always!

Tori Lennox said...

As always, you have the funniest spam!

Susan said...

These are too funny! LOL

Great Spamarama, Bailey!

Bailey Stewart said...

Thank you Melissa - I try ...

Bailey Stewart said...

I'll always try to sparkle for you Brandy.

Bailey Stewart said...

I only work with what I have Tori.

Bailey Stewart said...

Thank you Susan - I'm glad I could make you smile.

Marty said...

The visual of a stockbroker leaping out of a dark alley...too much! Thanks for the giggles :)

Bailey Stewart said...

You're welcome WallMarty.

Toni Anderson said...

LOL--nice spam day :)

Anonymous said...

"More howls than you can shake a shiver at" is a tagline from a 1948 abbott and costello Frankenstein movie.

Bailey Stewart said...

Thanks anon. Nice to know that spammers are actually getting these subject lines from somewhere and aren't just making them up.