VoluminousSchlongWilma (Wilma has a voluminous schlong? And I can’t even get volume in my hair …)
ErectileOrganGrandAhmed (Supercalifragulisticexpealidocious)
Can I get out of debt? (I don’t know, can you?)
We don’t advertise, we advise. (Well I advise that you advertise your non-advertisement)
Hot wild nights of pleasure await you. (Hugh? Hugh is that you?)
You’ve been picked to fill out surveys for cash – month of February. (Oh, I’m good at that, aren’t I Marty?)
Those locker room stares will be for the right reason. (The simple fact that I’m in a locker room would be enough to stare.)
With no particular (No particular what? No particular reason to be in a locker room?)
Your neighbors lost their alarm clock. (Oh, they lost their alarm clock for no particular reason. That’s what you were trying to say.)
Talk to me now! (I didn’t do it. An insane dog enters my yard and digs those holes.)
Also, Jason Evans is having another short fiction contest, this one is called "Whispers". Head on over to his blog and have a go at it.
16 comments:
hahaha I got my friday fix on thursday night :)
Sneaky, aren't you. LOL
Ahhh, it just wouldn't be the same without Spamarama! And you know, one of these days your neighbors are going to notice all the holes in your yard. *g*
Good ones. Love the Hugh, hugh! I can always count on Friday spam with Bailey to put a smile on my face!
Have a great weekend!
What a great way to wake up. I'm actually here for Friday spam on Friday, lol. Sweet!
I wish MY neighbors would lose their alarm clock. Or, that my apartment walls were soundproof...
I didn't do it either! I swear, it was... Oh, wait. I'm just the reader. Uh, nevermind. :) (Whew, that was close)
Aw, I can't get volume in my hair either. *sigh*
Thanks for the smile, Bailey!
Lee
You should advise the neighbors to get that Methodist watch instead of their alarm clock. *g*
I totally agree with Tori!
Tell them if they got a Methodist clock they won't be losing it all the time in those holes in your yard :)
Hi guys! I've been busy packing, sorry I'm late.
Brandy, I don't know how they'd notice, what with all of the holes in their yard from their nasty dogs. (I don't like their dogs - they're pests.)
Yes Melissa, Hugh, Hugh!!!!!
Well, hello Lee, what's up?
We did think about you as a suspect ...
Your hair looks like it has more volume than mine. LOL
Tori! They can't have my Methodist watch!
Glenice, see comment above.
They should have a Catholic watch for the hole-y yard ...
I love Spamarama! And you Mrs. Hugh do it better than anyone.
Why thank you Su ... hey wait, you want something, don't you? *Bailey raising suspicious eyebrows*
We get money for those surveys? WHERE IS MY CHECK! I DEMAND PAYMENT!
Your check is in the mail. I promise. Really. I wouldn't cheat you. *gg*
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