Friday, February 22, 2008

Penny Spam

VoluminousSchlongWilma (Wilma has a voluminous schlong? And I can’t even get volume in my hair …)
ErectileOrganGrandAhmed (Supercalifragulisticexpealidocious)
Can I get out of debt? (I don’t know, can you?)
We don’t advertise, we advise. (Well I advise that you advertise your non-advertisement)
Hot wild nights of pleasure await you. (Hugh? Hugh is that you?)
You’ve been picked to fill out surveys for cash – month of February. (Oh, I’m good at that, aren’t I Marty?)
Those locker room stares will be for the right reason. (The simple fact that I’m in a locker room would be enough to stare.)
With no particular (No particular what? No particular reason to be in a locker room?)
Your neighbors lost their alarm clock. (Oh, they lost their alarm clock for no particular reason. That’s what you were trying to say.)
Talk to me now! (I didn’t do it. An insane dog enters my yard and digs those holes.)

Also, Jason Evans is having another short fiction contest, this one is called "Whispers". Head on over to his blog and have a go at it.

16 comments:

catslady said...

hahaha I got my friday fix on thursday night :)

Bailey Stewart said...

Sneaky, aren't you. LOL

Brandy said...

Ahhh, it just wouldn't be the same without Spamarama! And you know, one of these days your neighbors are going to notice all the holes in your yard. *g*

Melissa said...

Good ones. Love the Hugh, hugh! I can always count on Friday spam with Bailey to put a smile on my face!

Have a great weekend!

Lee Morrison said...

What a great way to wake up. I'm actually here for Friday spam on Friday, lol. Sweet!

I wish MY neighbors would lose their alarm clock. Or, that my apartment walls were soundproof...

I didn't do it either! I swear, it was... Oh, wait. I'm just the reader. Uh, nevermind. :) (Whew, that was close)

Aw, I can't get volume in my hair either. *sigh*

Thanks for the smile, Bailey!

Lee

Tori Lennox said...

You should advise the neighbors to get that Methodist watch instead of their alarm clock. *g*

glenice said...

I totally agree with Tori!

Tell them if they got a Methodist clock they won't be losing it all the time in those holes in your yard :)

Bailey Stewart said...

Hi guys! I've been busy packing, sorry I'm late.

Brandy, I don't know how they'd notice, what with all of the holes in their yard from their nasty dogs. (I don't like their dogs - they're pests.)

Bailey Stewart said...

Yes Melissa, Hugh, Hugh!!!!!

Bailey Stewart said...

Well, hello Lee, what's up?

We did think about you as a suspect ...

Your hair looks like it has more volume than mine. LOL

Bailey Stewart said...

Tori! They can't have my Methodist watch!

Bailey Stewart said...

Glenice, see comment above.

They should have a Catholic watch for the hole-y yard ...

Susan said...

I love Spamarama! And you Mrs. Hugh do it better than anyone.

Bailey Stewart said...

Why thank you Su ... hey wait, you want something, don't you? *Bailey raising suspicious eyebrows*

Marty said...

We get money for those surveys? WHERE IS MY CHECK! I DEMAND PAYMENT!

Bailey Stewart said...

Your check is in the mail. I promise. Really. I wouldn't cheat you. *gg*