Friday, June 08, 2007

Dr. Spam

You brighten my day. (That and a margarita may get you somewhere.)
No cocktail. (Well then forget it.)
Suppositorys that you essential. (Stop right there, no suppositories.)
Jessie put a ring where? (Then again …)
Of what bun? (Obviously Jessie’s.)
If it is your turn. (I’m not putting anything there.)
You want to measure your penis but it is afraid of the ruler. (Is that a ruler like a yardstick or a ruler like Queen Elizabeth II, because I’m here to tell you if you try to get her to measure your penis you’ll be in big trouble.)
Can’t be a lover anymore? (Can’t be a lover any less.)
U.S. Governments untouched Colorado State detected. (Colorado’s a virgin?)
New degree in sexual confidence. (What university offers that degree?)

10 comments:

Brandy said...

Love the Spam! Still the reigning Queen of Spamarama!

Toni Anderson said...

LOL--very funny. Untouched indeed :)

Lis said...

lmao over Queenie :)

Tori Lennox said...

I love your spam. Mine is usually always so boring!

Melissa said...

Thanks for my Friday smile! Have a great day!!!!

bebo said...

Virgin States... Royal dick rulers... and yet no cocktails (or would that be cock tales?). This just gets curiouser & curiouser.

Susan said...

Bailey, thanks for the chuckles. You brighten my day even without a margarita! ;)

catslady said...

Glad your doing the spam friday's again. Why the nurse avatar though?

Bailey Stewart said...

Because of the title - Dr. Spam, and the suppositories.

Marty said...

Let me know when you get that degree information...If they have an online program, I'M SO THERE!