You brighten my day. (That and a margarita may get you somewhere.)
No cocktail. (Well then forget it.)
Suppositorys that you essential. (Stop right there, no suppositories.)
Jessie put a ring where? (Then again …)
Of what bun? (Obviously Jessie’s.)
If it is your turn. (I’m not putting anything there.)
You want to measure your penis but it is afraid of the ruler. (Is that a ruler like a yardstick or a ruler like Queen Elizabeth II, because I’m here to tell you if you try to get her to measure your penis you’ll be in big trouble.)
Can’t be a lover anymore? (Can’t be a lover any less.)
U.S. Governments untouched Colorado State detected. (Colorado’s a virgin?)
New degree in sexual confidence. (What university offers that degree?)
10 comments:
Love the Spam! Still the reigning Queen of Spamarama!
LOL--very funny. Untouched indeed :)
lmao over Queenie :)
I love your spam. Mine is usually always so boring!
Thanks for my Friday smile! Have a great day!!!!
Virgin States... Royal dick rulers... and yet no cocktails (or would that be cock tales?). This just gets curiouser & curiouser.
Bailey, thanks for the chuckles. You brighten my day even without a margarita! ;)
Glad your doing the spam friday's again. Why the nurse avatar though?
Because of the title - Dr. Spam, and the suppositories.
Let me know when you get that degree information...If they have an online program, I'M SO THERE!
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