Friday, June 15, 2007

Spamraker

Would you like to see more cash in your purse? (About as much as I’d like Hugh Jackman)
No need to tighten your purse strings. (Nope, I’m waiting for that money.)
Hey, our boss got fired! (That’s too … hey! I’m your boss.)
Said he is. (Well he’s lying.)
Unknown direct warning. (If it’s direct, wouldn’t I know where it came from?)
Watch it on Friday. (Oooooh, I’m shaking in my sandals.)
My penis has gone from 3.5 inches to just over 6 inches and is still growing. (Yes, Pinocchio?)
Lots of pleasure for you right after you take this medicine. (Does it involve Hugh Jackman?)
Although usually … (What?)
You’ll enjoy … (quit stalling.)
He stick. (Is it over 6 inches?)


Update: I forgot!!!!!!!!!! Happy Birthday Susie and Melissa Marsh!

13 comments:

Michele said...

LOL!
Great Hughcicles, Bailey!
6 inches and lying? .. what a combo!
More than my sandals would be ashakin'- in a typical girly way.
*giggle*

Fun SPAM tonight/today!

Brandy said...

That's great Spam! You get money and Hugh Jackman! Love the Pinocchio reference! *G*G*

Marty said...

Yay! Spam on Thursday night :) No waiting! Hugs!

raine said...

My penis has gone from 3.5 inches to just over 6 inches and is still growing. (Yes, Pinocchio?)

Indeed, lol.

Dru said...

Great Spam.

Susan said...

"My penis has gone from 3.5 inches to just over 6 inches and is still growing. (Yes, Pinocchio?)"

Priceless! *g*

catslady said...

Horray spam Friday!

Brandy said...

Happy Birthday Susie and Melissa M.!!!

Melissa Marsh said...

Awww, thanks so much, Bailey! :-)

bebo said...

Happy B-day Susie & Melissa!

My penis has gone from 3.5 inches to just over 6 inches and is still growing. (Yes, Pinocchio?)

Now... I just wonder what HE's been lyin' about... ?

Siobhan said...

That Pinocchio ref. made me giggle. Hope you're enjoying the weekend, Bailey!

Toni Anderson said...

happy Birthday Susie and Melissa :)

susie said...

Thanks for the b'day good wishes. Happy b'day to Melissa.