Friday, June 22, 2007

Goldenspam

Snatch away Soft Cialis! (Stop! Thief!)
With our Soft Cialis tabs you will be able to chop wood with your dick. (Not if it gets snatched away.)
Get bigger pennis. (Just by adding another “n”)
Thank you, we are ready to lend some cash. (You’re welcome, hand it over)
Let the dream begin, let your darker side give in to the power of the music. (Didn’t I talk to you last night?)
Never struggle with your jewelry again. (Yeah, I hate it when I get beat up by my earrings)
I can help you with this. (I doubt it)
Skeptic. (No, just a realist.)
Get your groove on. (I’m too busy listening to the power of the music.)
It was an early Sunday afternoon without Grandma Emily. (Who the hell is Grandma Emily?! Spam’s got grandparents?)

11 comments:

Brandy said...

Grandma Emily? For real? Spam has family? Go figure.
You get the most interesting Spam I have ever seen. Have a great friday!

Marty said...

Get bigger pennis. (Just by adding another “n”)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Christa said...

If Span is handing out money, send him my way

Christa said...

I gotta quite drinking and typing. That's supposed to be Spam.

raine said...

I think I like your spam titles more than the spam, lol.

Danica/Dream said...

LOL I posted about spam today too. I love how we're all so unsuccessful due to our penis size. Then again, women DO make less than men. So maybe there's truth to the enlargement spam. NOT!

Tori Lennox said...

Good old Grandma Emily. *g*

bebo said...

007's got nothin on Spam... ;>

Susan said...

Funny as usual! My favorite is: Get bigger pennis. (Just by adding another “n”) LOL

Lis said...

lmao Spam has family. I think my fave's the one everyone else likes, add the N lol

Dru said...

who would have thunk, spam has family.