Can I tell you? (Not right now.)
It’s important (Okay, go ahead.)
A penis is a terrible thing to waste. (I thought that was a mind? Oh, wait, for some people that is their mind)
Tired of losing your erection halfway, or having a small weener? Change it today … (Is this like light bulbs? Can you go to the store and buy them in a four pack? How about generics?)
Works so good, you will poke your eye out … guarenteed. (Oh, I can imagine that’s everyone’s goal – poke that eye right out.)
Elvincockwalloping (Well, Elvin can go wallop his cock somewhere else.)
Reduce your debts the professional way. (I’d rather do it unprofessionally, thank you.)
Methodist watches. (Watches have religion? What does a Christian Scientists watch look like?)
Hello band saw. (Goodbye staple gun)
19 comments:
Awesome! I, for one, would like to see what a Scientologist watch looks like. Now THAT might poke my eye out.
That just reminds me of that line from A Christmas Story
Still as funny as ever. Way to go.
Ruby55
I first used my Ranurgis "persona" when I logged into my gmail.com account. Now I can't change it if I want to keep the features
"Elvincockwalloping" - I'd say that Elvin definitely knows about wasting a penis...
*snort*
And sweetie, I wanta know the name of the store where we can buy them in a 4-pack.. ;>
This one's my fave this week:
A penis is a terrible thing to waste. (I thought that was a mind? Oh, wait, for some people that is their mind)
Thanks for the laugh, Bailey!
Thank you Ruby. I'll get used to ranurgis.
When I find out Bebo, I'll let you know. Maybe it's that meat market at Walmart ...
I'm glad I could give you a "before the weekend" laugh Melissa. Yeah, that's one of my favorites too.
Maybe your neighbors should get a Methodist watch. It might not be as apt to be stolen as their alarm clock. *g*'
It's funny, the first few sentences sound like an actual conversation!
I'm not sure generics would work as well. *g*
Great spam, thanks Bailey, for the laughs!
Tori - are you suggesting that Methodists aren't worth anything? ROFLMAO - I'm Methodist!!! Which is another reason I thought that particular piece of spam was funny.
Toots! You know, some generics are just as good as the brand names. Uh huh. (Bailey is nodding her head here)
Okay folks, I've got to get back to packing.
No, no, no! I just thought the thieves might be afraid of Divine Retribution if they stole a Methodist watch. *g*
Oh, you back-pedal well little one. *gg*
too funny!!!
I agree with Brandy...sounds like you are having a real conversation :)
I try to make it that way.
I can't believe I forgot today was Friday and expecially spam friday. They really did make me lol. I'm thinking "Elvincockwalloping (Well, Elvin can go wallop his cock somewhere else.)" is my new favorite! Thanks.
and I can't spell - especially duh
We all make typoes.
I'm glad you liked them - you needed the laugh.
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