Friday, April 06, 2007

The Spam and I

Always on time. (It’s Friday, spam’s always on time)
What’s up? (Oh, gearing up for some housework.)
Clean every room in your house with just one kit. (Good, I’ll put Bubba to work)
Can you do that? (Sure, he already loves to do laundry)
Things should go well. (I think he might have a problem with the vacuum)
First name okay. (Thank you, just what I needed – approval from Spam)
Amie (Leave Ames out of this)
A whoever Michele. (I’m not Michele, and leave her out of it too.)
Penis Enlargement Patch can exceed all of your expectations. (I don’t know, I have some high expectations.)
Tell me now! (Well, I expect Hugh Jackman someday)
Crazy stuff. (My love for Hugh is not crazy. Okay, maybe a little)
Realize total and absolute power. (I already do – I’m the queen of spam)
No way, this is my turn! (You can’t be queen.)
Override (Uh uh, you can’t override me.)
Do mullan yourself sincerely. (I’m not sure what that is, but I don’t like the sound of it.)
When or where, tell me. (On the moors at dawn)
When will this finish? (Oh, I think we’re almost done.)
Medicuations thuat you neeeeeeeed water help. (Honey, I don’t think I’m the one that needs the medications. But you go ahead, I’m busy fighting an override.)

A little inside thing - this would have been Devlin's second birthday.


Brandy said...

Ah, sweetie, I'm sure it's hard. (No pun intended. Did that make you smile?)
Loving the Spam as always, lady. You have a great sense of humor for the absurd!! *g*

Brandy said...

Also, Bubba looks like he's alot of help with the laundry. What a good fella!! And so handsome to boot.

Diane said...

Enjoy Easter, if you can.

Anonymous said...

May I borrow Bubba for my laundry needs? If he can iron, too, that'd be great!

Anonymous said...

*hugs* sweetie.

Do you think I could borrow Bubba to help me clean my bedroom and bath?

Anonymous said...

I'll help you fight off anyone who has the nerve too try and override you! Great Spam as always.

Sending hugs your way.

Susan Rix said...

*Hugs* Bailey.

Thanks for the laughs your spam always gives me :-D.

Wishing you a peaceful and relaxing Easter weekend.

Sue :-)

P.S. I'm sorry I don't get over to comment as often as I'd like. I'm subscribed via Feedblitz and I receive your posts to my Inbox (albeit a day behind).

Meretta said...

Ah, poor kitty. May your memories make you smile.

Dru said...

I love your creativity with these spam. Have a good Easter.

catslady said...

Awwwwwwwww. And I'm a bad mother, I forgot one of mine had a birthday on 3/31.

Lis said...

*hugs* Birthday's are always tough.
lol on this week's spam. Hope you have a nice weekend :)