Friday, April 20, 2007

Spam, it Does a Body Good

But end corruption (Excuse me? Leave my butt out of it.)
Define stream (A body of running water [as in a river or brook] flowing on the earth; also: any body of flowing fluid [as water or gas])
I decide whichever azalea (I don’t think so, it’s my blog gardenia)
I am Cherryville (Next time a virgin sacrifice is needed, we’ll know where to go.)
Penis size does matter 40 (It would if you had a size 40 penis)
Are you okay with this? (A size 40 penis? Wow, I, uh, I’m at a loss for words.)
Where bigger? (Nowhere that I know of. Definitely not in Cherryville)
Get a visit from the big dick fairy. (He doesn’t need one)
We know each other? (No, I’ve never met the big dick fairy.)
Really unbelievable. (Not really when you consider I’m a woman.)
Man, listen to me, give yourself 3 inches longer. (Size 40 penis spam, don’t listen to him.)
Take a trip to Las Vegas on us! (I’d rather take a plane)
Did it help? (I got there faster.)
Snook Season will be closed as I stated April 15th, but will re-open in May. (First off, what’s a snook; secondly, what do you use to hunt it?)

14 comments:

Brandy said...

HEE! It's not fair that you get all the funny spam! And I'm with you, what the heck is a snook?
LOL, as always!

Bernita said...

~giggling hysterically~

Marty said...

LOL on Cherryville...and Snook. I know snipe, but not snook.

Tori Lennox said...

I don't know why, but there's something about the Big Dick Fairy that just has me laughing my head off. *g*

Melissa said...

Love my fix of Friday spam. thanks!

Toni Anderson said...

Size 40? What IS that?

Bailey Stewart said...

I'm sure he's had many a date ask the same thing Toni. LOL

Bailey Stewart said...

and just how do you get the big dick fairy to visit? Do you cut it off and put it under the pillow? 8-)

Susan said...

I'm still laughing at the big dick fairy and Cherryville!

Funny as always!

Dru said...

Too funny...

Susan said...

I love your avatar today!

Daisy Dexter Dobbs said...

Your post was hilarious, Bailey, but this comment of yours:

and just how do you get the big dick fairy to visit? Do you cut it off and put it under the pillow?

is what had me spewing my coffee. LOL

catslady said...

I laughing over that one too - keep trying to get that visual out of my mind lol.

catslady said...

boy is my grammer bad hahahaha