Sunday, April 22, 2007

Things You'd Love to Say (But Don't Dare)

- I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
- How about never? Is never good for you?
- I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
- I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
- I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
- I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
- I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
- It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
- I can see your point, but I still think you're full of cow poop.

9 comments:

Brandy said...

WHEEEEE! Too funny. You're right. I'd never have the nerve. But, right this second, I'm thinking them at hubs!!

Diane said...

Um ... there are a few there that, actually, I have said to people. Oh dear. What does that make me?

Dru said...

LOL!! You're right..but I did say to one customer service rep that his English could be a little better.

Bernita said...

"- I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message"
Oh, GREAT line!
~so true of me~

Susan said...

"I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me."
Hey, it's only the truth! *g*

Tori Lennox said...

How about never? Is never good for you?

I especially like this one. *g*

Cole said...

Hi Bailey! Hope your doing well! Those are cute :)

Cole

Scott said...

Those were just fantastic! I'll have to mentally store a few of those away.

raine said...

Actually, I would dare--if I was clever enough to think of them at the time, lol.