Friday, January 04, 2008

I Love You Spam, Spam, Spam

In your account in less than an hour. (Should be plenty of room, there’s not much else in it.)
Separate yourself from other men. (What’s the fun in that?)
I like that they found a model who doesn’t quite look natural in the face. (Are you talking to me?)
Big rod will win you a perfect sexual reputation! (I’d settle for an imperfect one.)
This is NOT a trial – you’ve been waiting for this all year. (Hugh?)
Quick way to enlarge your ding dong. (I don’t have a ding dong!)
… and keep it. (well, now that you mention it, if I did have a ding dong, I’d like to keep it.)
Don’t let your dream mate pass you by. (He will if he sees my ding dong.)

20 comments:

Lee Morrison said...

ROFL! Better not let your perfect mate see your ding dong. Sheesh!

Ding dong...wasn't that a hostess snack?? (Oh heck, go ahead. Run with that one...)

Brandy said...

I vote for the hostess snack/ding dong! *G*
I want fun spam, or wait, maybe not.

I hope you're having a good week! Have a nice friday!

Shesawriter said...

What's weird is I got a huge--I mean, huge--amount of penis spam over the holidays. I guess I don't have to wonder why. Ho, Ho, Ho and all that jazz...

Bailey Stewart said...

Goodmorning Lee! I won't touch your hostess eating the ding dong remark.

Bailey Stewart said...

Hey Toots! See the above comment. Have a great Friday too.

Bailey Stewart said...

Tanya - you got HUGE penises?

Bailey Stewart said...

I've got relatives coming in this weekend, so I'll be straightening the house today. I'll be in and out. Have a great Friday!

bebo said...

ding dong... ding dong... So many lewd & lascivious comments... so little time. *sigh*

Lee Morrison said...

Oh no, look what I started. Sorry!

Bailey Stewart said...

Aw, come on Bebo, give it a try. *gg*

Bailey Stewart said...

Lee - ROFLMAO

Susan said...

Ding dong Hugh here.

Bailey Stewart said...

Hugh's here? Better yet, Hugh's ding dong is here? Where?

bebo said...

Since you asked:

ding dnng, ding dong
you're perfect mate's got a great big schlong...

Bailey Stewart said...

*snort*

Lee Morrison said...

LOL! I love coming here for a laugh! You guys are a hoot.

Did I hear a doorbell? :)

Bailey Stewart said...

And it ain't Avon ...

Glad you enjoy it here - we aim to please. *gg*

Michele said...

I love Ding dongs and Ring Dings and ...a Devil Dog?

So if you combine them you have a ...

you devilishly dinged my dong so now I you have to wear my ring, you dog.
Or men wear DIng Dong Rings for female satisfaction?

Usually leather works best.

And there's Hugh! No clocks but there's Hugh!

Fun SPAM as always.
Makes me think.
Dangerous, that...

Bailey Stewart said...

ROFLMAO

Marty said...

I bow to your witty repartee. I cannot compete. Thanks for the chuckles!