Friday, January 25, 2008

Spam in the Sky With Diamonds

Auntie Anne’s Birthday celebration. (So, do you think she’d like a new schlong?)
Raise a monster in your pants. (Oooh, keep it caged, will ya.)
My back (It’s all because of that monster in your pants)
Reach out and bone someone. (Don’t you touch me with that thing)
Hey! Do you want to make huge money? (Put Viagara on it?)
Tomorrow we are invited to Ingemar’s birthday. (Sorry, I have to clip my toe nails)
Your new schlong will win more prizes! (Bobbing for apples?)
Fastest way to get out of debt. (Oh, believe me, if I had a big schlong I’d be making a lot of money.)

13 comments:

Brandy said...

HAHA! I REALLY like the Bobbing for Apples comment! No one makes me laugh like you.
I hope you're getting enough rest, have a good friday.

Marty said...

Birthdays and schlongs all in one post. You are the SpamMaster!

Melissa said...

All the schlongs! Must have been the word for the week. You crack me up, Bailey!

bebo said...

Wrap that schlong w/ a ribbon & you have the perfect present for all those birthday parties...

;>

Christa said...

thanks for the laugh

Bailey Stewart said...

Thanks Toots! I hope you have a good Friday too.

Bailey Stewart said...

And you bow before me don't you Marty. LOL

Bailey Stewart said...

Thanks Melissa.

Bailey Stewart said...

What a great idea Bebo!

Bailey Stewart said...

You're welcome Christa, I try to please.

Susan said...

You are the only person who can make spam this much fun!

Bailey Stewart said...

Awwww, Susan, you want something, don't you? LOL

Dru said...

oh, these are too funny.

Have a good weekend.