Auntie Anne’s Birthday celebration. (So, do you think she’d like a new schlong?)
Raise a monster in your pants. (Oooh, keep it caged, will ya.)
My back (It’s all because of that monster in your pants)
Reach out and bone someone. (Don’t you touch me with that thing)
Hey! Do you want to make huge money? (Put Viagara on it?)
Tomorrow we are invited to Ingemar’s birthday. (Sorry, I have to clip my toe nails)
Your new schlong will win more prizes! (Bobbing for apples?)
Fastest way to get out of debt. (Oh, believe me, if I had a big schlong I’d be making a lot of money.)
13 comments:
HAHA! I REALLY like the Bobbing for Apples comment! No one makes me laugh like you.
I hope you're getting enough rest, have a good friday.
Birthdays and schlongs all in one post. You are the SpamMaster!
All the schlongs! Must have been the word for the week. You crack me up, Bailey!
Wrap that schlong w/ a ribbon & you have the perfect present for all those birthday parties...
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thanks for the laugh
Thanks Toots! I hope you have a good Friday too.
And you bow before me don't you Marty. LOL
Thanks Melissa.
What a great idea Bebo!
You're welcome Christa, I try to please.
You are the only person who can make spam this much fun!
Awwww, Susan, you want something, don't you? LOL
oh, these are too funny.
Have a good weekend.
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