Just wanted to say hi. (Now you’ve done it, leave me alone.)
Oh my goodness … your penis is BELOW average size! (It’s supposed to be … I’m a woman.)
Gradually your dick will grow larger! (Lie, lie, lie Pinocchio)
Oh my God!!! Lovely imagination! (Thanks, I try. But compliments aren’t going to make you more welcome here.)
Gain great size and force for your willy! (Could I fight off burglars with it?)
… and keep it. (If I had a willy, you can be sure I’ll keep it.)
Your neighbors have lost their alarm clock. (Don’t look at me.)
Look what I have found!! (What are you doing in my backyard?)
The most beautiful timepieces. (Shhhhh, don’t let the neighbors find out.)
21 comments:
These always crack me up. I especially like the penis one. I get at least two these things in spam every day. These people are idiots.
Ahhh, but if they weren't idiots, I wouldn't have a Friday blog. *gg*
Your neighbors are going to become suspicious soon! Better find another place for the alarm clocks. *g*
Great Spam as always!
Hugs to you!
Not my neighbors. They're clueless.
You're gonna be in trouble if all those alarms start ringing at the same time... :>
What am I going to do with them when I move - they won't all fit in the apartment. LOL
We'll make an "alarm system" & hang them out on the patio. ;p
As always, you have the funniest spam! :)
And I like Bebo's alarm system idea. *g*
The Pinocchio spam comment. Classic! One of your finest moments, Bailey!
But Tori, I don't remember where I buried them all ...
Melissa - thank you, thank you. (bowing)
Exactly how many of your neighbors clocks do you have now? ;)
Great Spam as always!
I've lost count, I don't remember where they're all buried ...
I really don't get the alarm clock spam. Mine are all about sexual performance. If I were a guy, I'd be nervous :)
If you were a man, you'd be an awfully pretty one ...
Whoever ends up on that property will have some 'splainin' to do to the neighbors!
Luuuuucy.
*snort*
I wonder who thinks up the SPAM titles, and if they really think someone will be interested? I suppose someone is, or else they wouldn't keep coming back.
At any rate, I have a spamcatcher and I take great Glee in emptying the SPAM trash.
:-)
Thanks for dropping in Sam!
If I didn't have spam, what would I do on Friday's?
I haven't had such interesting spam! Mine is all about people trying to (pseudo)give me money. Very annoying. And does clicking "spam alert" even do anything?!
Oh yeah, the ol' money making scam. I don't get that many of those.
Thanks for dropping by.
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