Friday, January 18, 2008

The Long and Writing Spam

Just wanted to say hi. (Now you’ve done it, leave me alone.)
Oh my goodness … your penis is BELOW average size! (It’s supposed to be … I’m a woman.)
Gradually your dick will grow larger! (Lie, lie, lie Pinocchio)
Oh my God!!! Lovely imagination! (Thanks, I try. But compliments aren’t going to make you more welcome here.)
Gain great size and force for your willy! (Could I fight off burglars with it?)
… and keep it. (If I had a willy, you can be sure I’ll keep it.)
Your neighbors have lost their alarm clock. (Don’t look at me.)
Look what I have found!! (What are you doing in my backyard?)
The most beautiful timepieces. (Shhhhh, don’t let the neighbors find out.)

22 comments:

Shesawriter said...

These always crack me up. I especially like the penis one. I get at least two these things in spam every day. These people are idiots.

Bailey Stewart said...

Ahhh, but if they weren't idiots, I wouldn't have a Friday blog. *gg*

Brandy said...

Your neighbors are going to become suspicious soon! Better find another place for the alarm clocks. *g*
Great Spam as always!

Hugs to you!

Bailey Stewart said...

Not my neighbors. They're clueless.

bebo said...

You're gonna be in trouble if all those alarms start ringing at the same time... :>

Bailey Stewart said...

What am I going to do with them when I move - they won't all fit in the apartment. LOL

bebo said...

We'll make an "alarm system" & hang them out on the patio. ;p

Bailey Stewart said...

LOL

Tori Lennox said...

As always, you have the funniest spam! :)

And I like Bebo's alarm system idea. *g*

Melissa said...

The Pinocchio spam comment. Classic! One of your finest moments, Bailey!

Bailey Stewart said...

But Tori, I don't remember where I buried them all ...

Bailey Stewart said...

Melissa - thank you, thank you. (bowing)

Susan said...

Exactly how many of your neighbors clocks do you have now? ;)

Great Spam as always!

Bailey Stewart said...

I've lost count, I don't remember where they're all buried ...

Toni Anderson said...

I really don't get the alarm clock spam. Mine are all about sexual performance. If I were a guy, I'd be nervous :)

Bailey Stewart said...

If you were a man, you'd be an awfully pretty one ...

Marty said...

Whoever ends up on that property will have some 'splainin' to do to the neighbors!

Bailey Stewart said...

Luuuuucy.

*snort*

Sam said...

I wonder who thinks up the SPAM titles, and if they really think someone will be interested? I suppose someone is, or else they wouldn't keep coming back.
At any rate, I have a spamcatcher and I take great Glee in emptying the SPAM trash.
:-)

Bailey Stewart said...

Thanks for dropping in Sam!

If I didn't have spam, what would I do on Friday's?

Barrie said...

I haven't had such interesting spam! Mine is all about people trying to (pseudo)give me money. Very annoying. And does clicking "spam alert" even do anything?!

Bailey Stewart said...

Oh yeah, the ol' money making scam. I don't get that many of those.

Thanks for dropping by.