Friday, February 01, 2008

Spamsterday

Bigger baby-maker is not a dream anymore! (Yeah, I’ve always wanted to give birth to a 20lb. baby)
i adore show my great body (spam doesn’t have bodies)
It follows you to read it (Now that’s some book!)
FOR YOUR ATTENTION ONLY … (Everyone, turn your backs.)
Cockprominentdino (Dinosaurs had prominent cocks?)
You can have a 7 inches long Penis, how to archive? (Wrap it in acid free tissue.)
Please don’t forget Robbie’s anniversary party, tommorow. (I’m going to be busy with acid free tissue. And learn how to spell, will ya?)
Maxwellcockplumping (Good to the last drop)

18 comments:

Brandy said...

Can you wrap that in acid free paper? *G* Spamarama from the BEST!

Hope you're having a nice evening!

Bailey Stewart said...

Like that one, huh? I hope you're having a nice evening too.

Anonymous said...

Good to the last drop ROFLMAO!!!

Anonymous said...

Dinococks wrapped in acid free paper... good to the last drop indeed!

*snort*

Bailey Stewart said...

I knew you'd like that one Marty.

Bailey Stewart said...

Bebo - I calls 'em as I sees 'em.

Melissa McClone said...

Haha. Thanks Bailey. I needed a good laugh!

Bailey Stewart said...

You're welcome Melissa Mc!

raine said...

Maxwellcockplumping (Good to the last drop)

Lol!
Couldn't I just have Juan Valdez in person?

Bailey Stewart said...

Raine - as far as I'm concerned, you can have at him. LOL

Anonymous said...

Oh my, the things you make my mind conjure up! *gg*

Yes I'm posting! I just had to read them a few times and wipe the tears of laughter from my eyes. :)

Bailey Stewart said...

That'll work. One must always worship at the alter of spamarama!

Lis said...

lmao!! I don't think I'll ever look at acid free paper the same way

Bailey Stewart said...

You look at acid free paper a lot?

Unknown said...

Dinosaurs, acid free paper, 20 lb. babies (ouch!)...

And, "Good to the last drop", lol! Somehow my coffee doesn't seem to have the same appeal now...*g*

Too funny!

Bailey Stewart said...

Oh come on Lee - coffee is a goooooood thing. :)

Sandy J said...

ROTFL! I have missed your Spamaramas!

Bailey Stewart said...

Well, spam has missed you too Sandy!