Friday, April 04, 2008

Who said they made sense?

Is it you? (Were you expecting Hugh Jackman? ‘Cuz I was.)
Feeling Short? (Listen spam, start making comments about my height and this session is over)
CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE A LUCKY WINNER!!! (As opposed to an unlucky winner?)
Lengthen your bell-rope and you will have sex with any girlfriend you want. (Listen Quasimodo, shouldn’t you be leaving other people’s girlfriends alone?)
I wanted to breakup another’s relationship. (Obviously)
I felt guilty (Why let that bother you now?)
I tore her clothes apart (Oh, I hate when that happens)
I felt like I owed it to the person (That makes perfect sense now. I always feel like I owe people tattered clothes)

10 comments:

Brandy said...

Don't you hate when Spam starts picking on you? *G* Wonderful as ever, Your Highness, Queen of Spam.

bebo said...

OMG - spam is explaining itself... what the H*!!...

Christa said...

spam feels guilty. he has a conscience.

Susan said...

Why didn't you let me know you were expecting Hugh Jackman? I'd be happy to come and keep you company until he leaves! :-7

Shirley said...

You're expecting Hugh Jackman too? What a coincidence. :o)

Melissa said...

Oh, good ones. Thanks for the morning giggle!

Dru said...

These are good.

Tori Lennox said...

At least the neighbor's alarm clock was safe this week. *g*

glenice said...

Oh and I though Hugh was coming to my house :(

guilty??? hm...I find that hard to believe!

Michele said...

I tore her clothes apart (Oh, I hate when that happens)

So says the Hulk on his 99th Non Date
You'd think he would have learned by now. Tee hee