Friday, September 23, 2011
Is Anything Real?
What’s she doing?
Looking for a heroine for her story.
Oh no!!!!!! Don’t do it Bailey!!!!
What? What’s the matter Ern?
No matter how bad it appears, don’t, don’t turn to drugs …
Ern .. not that heroine … heroine, like in a female hero.
Wouldn’t a female hero be transgendered?
*Bud shakes imaginary head* You totally drive me nuts
No I don’t, they won’t let me have a license.
I’m ignoring the last bit of this conversation.
Yeah, like you always ignore me.
I wish. Anyway, she’s looking for a lady for her hero to fall in love with. She’s looking for Casey.
You mean as in “Casey at Bat”? Kinda hard to have a book without the title character. Even I can figure that out.
Then that makes it a major “duh”. So, she’s clicking through pictures, trying to find …
STOP!!! That’s her!!!
Ern, that’s a mannequin.
No, I’m sure it’s a female .. and I don’t care if she’s kin or not …
*Bud buries imaginary head in hands* No, a mannequin .. a plastic doll that’s used to show clothes in department stores.
Oh, a model …
Close .. anyway, she’s not real
That’s what you keep telling me .. that we’re not real. So if we’re not real and we speak to folks, and she’s not real …..
No Ern, can’t do it. A mannequin can not be the heroine in a romance novel.
Can too .. I saw it in a movie …
Movies aren’t real …
Would you stop that!!!! Is anything real???
Well Descartes, that is a good question …
What cart? The lunch cart????
Say bye Ern ….
By Ern …..