Friday, November 07, 2008

Turkey Spam

Don’t turn your marriage into disaster, use male enhancers. (Oh, see, that’s what I’ve been doing wrong.)
Just some helpful information about Gain Pro. (Honey, I checked the scales. I’m the gain pro.)
What time is okay for you? (Um, Twelfth of Never work for you?)
Dancer fired from Broadway musical because her breasts are too big. (That’s a new one. Actress gets fired ‘cuz her boobs are TOO big?)
We offer only EFFECTIVE ways of male improvement. (Unlike the other guys who only offer ineffective, oh sorry INEFFECTIVE ways?)
If you need a recipe no need to go to a doctor. (I don’t even want to know what you’ve been cooking.)
How do I get out of debt? (You’re asking me?)

5 comments:

bebo said...

I hate to tell them this, but Male Enhancers would have done nothing to help the disasters of my marriages...

*sigh*

Tori Lennox said...

Well, gosh, I thought everybody got their recipes from the doctor. LOL!

Susan said...

My doctor has never given me any recipes. :(

Brandy said...

Whoa, an actress was fired for her boobs being TOO big? FREAKY!

I hope you're having a good Friday!

Melissa said...

LOL!

And as for bebo's comment...LMAO!