Are he industry. (Now why can’t I find a job in that industry?)
The most beautiful timepieces. (Thank you. Let me just get that piece of dirt off them.)
We have it all! (Well not quite all. Some are still buried in the backyard.)
Oh my goodness … your penis is BELOW average size. (That’s because I’m a woman you idiot)
Boyfriend left you for some circus midget named “Thumb”. (It’s only because I gave him the finger.)
Get super-size for your willy on New Year Holiday! (Can I have fries with that?)
Allow your stem elongate and get more mighty in 2008! (If my stem elongates, you can bet I’ll be more mighty.)
With your new big rod you will easily spend 365 hot nights in a new year! (Oh damn, I hate the heat.)
Want to be a pornstar, now you can! (Oh yeah, that’s always been a lifelong ambition.)
Obtain a huge schlong for a new year! (You know, it’s the time to make new goals for yourself …)
26 comments:
Love the fact that your timepeices were admired! Do the neighbors know? *g* Great Spamarama Friday AGAIN! Have a pleasant friday! And a wonderful New Year!
Did you show these idiots where you buried the alarm clocks? I thought that was OUR secret!
Well yes, my neighbors don't buy the cheap ones. And no, they have no idea. Have a great Friday.
Bebo, I blame it on Michele and Marty ...
Too funny! I love your Friday spam, Bailey! And great post title.
Thank you Melissa. Happy New Year!
Want to be a pornstar, now you can! (Oh yeah, that’s always been a lifelong ambition.)
I don't know why but this one cracked me up!
Well I certainly have always wanted to be a pornstar...my hubby would like me to be one too :)
Tori - it's supposed to. *gg*
Glenice - I love you.
And I love you too!!!!!
I love you more.
Silly girl!!! :)
Are you going to be OK now :)
And now I REALLY want to see you!!!
When can I see you?!
I don't know...
I am going to be heading to San Diego again here in the next couple of weeks...maybe one weekend I can just head your way...instead of coming home...
Let me know at least a week ahead of time so I can get Saturday off.
I get some of the same spam as you but it's never as much fun lol.
It's all in the way you look at it. When I peruse my bulk file now, I look at each and every subject to see if I can make a come back. If I can, then it goes in the spam file.
I DO NOT believe Hugh would ever leave for some circus midget named “Thumb”!
Great Spamarama as always!
Yes, alas Susan, he did. But he'll be back, just you wait.
I'm sorry. I told them about the alarm clocks. They threatened me with 365 hot nights and large...appendages!
That's a threat? LOL
HAPPY NEW YEAR hon.
you and Bebo have a fun night . . . drink one for me too (we have sparlking grape juice JOY!)
From what I understand, it'll be more than grape juice. Happy New Year sweetie.
LOL. Bad bad bad!!!
Happy belated "auld lang spam" day!
Love the title. :)
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