Friday, December 07, 2007

Frosty the Snowspam

Finally the solution to reduce your debt. ( You have a million dollars?)
Are you cold in the Winter and hot in the Summer? (Normally.)
Your bigger dick will be your best friend now! (Um, has anyone told Bebo?)
High paid positions with us. (What positions?)
Are you dreaming about big penis? (I was dreaming of a white Christmas, but now that you mention it …)
Your neighbors have lost their alarm clock. (Can’t they glue it down?)
At your doorstep. (Not there now.)
Be happy with it! (I don’t have their freakin’ alarm clock)

34 comments:

Shesawriter said...

Do people actually respond to these things? Unbelievable....

Bailey Stewart said...

I know. Kinda blows your mind.

Brandy said...

I don't get Spam this fun. Mine is all about Mortgage rates. Where's the fun in that? *g* Funny as ever and if I were the neighbors I would worry about burlgars with a prediliction for alarm clocks. *g*
Have a fantastic friday!

Bailey Stewart said...

Funny is all in how you look at it.

You too Toots!

Dru said...

too funny

have a good Friday.

Bailey Stewart said...

You too Dru.

spyscribbler said...

What I don't get about spam is that so many of them don't have links. Even if you were stupid enough to believe what they promise, there's nowhere to click to buy their widget!

Do they expect you to email them back or something?

Bailey Stewart said...

You're giving spam much too much intelligence.

Michele said...

**VBG**

Hey, Bailey, did you ever win that book?

Tori Lennox said...

Y'know, if I were your neighbors, I'd give up on the whole alarm clock thing. *g*

bebo said...

HEY! Who's the Big Dick that's now your best friend??!!!! Sheesh...

;>

Meretta said...

Happy Holidays!

I know, I know it's early, but you know why!

Shirley said...

Frosty the Snowspam - love it!

Have a great weekend.

Melissa said...

Poor Bebo! Does she know yet?

Bailey Stewart said...

C.C. - don't know yet.

Bailey Stewart said...

Tori - what would be the fun in that?

Bailey Stewart said...

Bebo - I'll never tell. *gg*

Bailey Stewart said...

Meretta - yes I do, and Happy Holidays to you too. Have fun!

Bailey Stewart said...

Tou to Shirley. I try (the emphasis on try) to make the titles entertaining.

Bailey Stewart said...

Melissa - see above. LOL

Ruby55 said...

Getting a new e-mail address has really cut down on the amount of spam I get.

I see you're still making great use of yours. How come I never had the one about alarm clocks and why would anyone send out an e-mail about them? It boggles the mind.

Hope you've had a great day, Bailey.

Bailey Stewart said...

You to Ruby. Nice to see you. Make sure I have that new email address.

Judy and Marianne said...

As always... you get the coolest spam. Though I think I did get the penis one... from a place selling "MegaDik".


Oh. Boy.

Bailey Stewart said...

Megadik? ROFLMAO

Thanks for stopping by.

Marty said...

Um, Bebo will be upset...unless there something we don't know about dear Bebo...

Bailey Stewart said...

You're so cute ... for a blonde.

Aimless Writer said...

Sounds like you've been reading my email!
I work with teenagers. Once we dismissed one from our program for bad behavior. You should have seen the spam hit my email after that! I think the little devil signed me up for ever evil thing he could find!
Don't you just love kids???

Bailey Stewart said...

I have been reading your mail. I send the cats around, sneaking into other people's mailboxes. LOL

Yep, kids are amazing. I can't believe he did that!

Susan said...

Funny as always!

Bailey Stewart said...

Thank you dear heart, but you're late. Where were you yesterday? (tapping foot)

Lis said...

lol You do get way better spam than I do, I've been getting ones about my 'timeshare' if I had one, I'd be there instead of here *g*

Joely Sue Burkhart said...

Your 'Boys are doing great this year! I'm rooting for them since the Chiefs are doing so badly. Nothing like getting SPANKED by Denver... Grrr.

Bailey Stewart said...

I hear ya Lis.

Bailey Stewart said...

Yes Joely, but it was a real stomach dropper today. I thought for a minute there they were going to lose. Oh no!!!