Finally the solution to reduce your debt. ( You have a million dollars?)
Are you cold in the Winter and hot in the Summer? (Normally.)
Your bigger dick will be your best friend now! (Um, has anyone told Bebo?)
High paid positions with us. (What positions?)
Are you dreaming about big penis? (I was dreaming of a white Christmas, but now that you mention it …)
Your neighbors have lost their alarm clock. (Can’t they glue it down?)
At your doorstep. (Not there now.)
Be happy with it! (I don’t have their freakin’ alarm clock)
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Do people actually respond to these things? Unbelievable....
I know. Kinda blows your mind.
I don't get Spam this fun. Mine is all about Mortgage rates. Where's the fun in that? *g* Funny as ever and if I were the neighbors I would worry about burlgars with a prediliction for alarm clocks. *g*
Have a fantastic friday!
Funny is all in how you look at it.
You too Toots!
too funny
have a good Friday.
You too Dru.
What I don't get about spam is that so many of them don't have links. Even if you were stupid enough to believe what they promise, there's nowhere to click to buy their widget!
Do they expect you to email them back or something?
You're giving spam much too much intelligence.
**VBG**
Hey, Bailey, did you ever win that book?
Y'know, if I were your neighbors, I'd give up on the whole alarm clock thing. *g*
HEY! Who's the Big Dick that's now your best friend??!!!! Sheesh...
;>
Happy Holidays!
I know, I know it's early, but you know why!
Frosty the Snowspam - love it!
Have a great weekend.
Poor Bebo! Does she know yet?
C.C. - don't know yet.
Tori - what would be the fun in that?
Bebo - I'll never tell. *gg*
Meretta - yes I do, and Happy Holidays to you too. Have fun!
Tou to Shirley. I try (the emphasis on try) to make the titles entertaining.
Melissa - see above. LOL
Getting a new e-mail address has really cut down on the amount of spam I get.
I see you're still making great use of yours. How come I never had the one about alarm clocks and why would anyone send out an e-mail about them? It boggles the mind.
Hope you've had a great day, Bailey.
You to Ruby. Nice to see you. Make sure I have that new email address.
As always... you get the coolest spam. Though I think I did get the penis one... from a place selling "MegaDik".
Oh. Boy.
Megadik? ROFLMAO
Thanks for stopping by.
Um, Bebo will be upset...unless there something we don't know about dear Bebo...
You're so cute ... for a blonde.
Sounds like you've been reading my email!
I work with teenagers. Once we dismissed one from our program for bad behavior. You should have seen the spam hit my email after that! I think the little devil signed me up for ever evil thing he could find!
Don't you just love kids???
I have been reading your mail. I send the cats around, sneaking into other people's mailboxes. LOL
Yep, kids are amazing. I can't believe he did that!
Funny as always!
Thank you dear heart, but you're late. Where were you yesterday? (tapping foot)
lol You do get way better spam than I do, I've been getting ones about my 'timeshare' if I had one, I'd be there instead of here *g*
Your 'Boys are doing great this year! I'm rooting for them since the Chiefs are doing so badly. Nothing like getting SPANKED by Denver... Grrr.
I hear ya Lis.
Yes Joely, but it was a real stomach dropper today. I thought for a minute there they were going to lose. Oh no!!!
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