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Turn your trouser mouse into a monster schlong in 2008! (well, if you’re gonna put it that way …)
Cup thoroughly. (Always.)
26 comments:
If Santa's changing his "trouser mouse" into a "monster schlong"... well that gives me a whole new thing to wish for!
Sorry, I can't get you that.
Monster shlong is my favorite! :-) These people are sick. LOL
Or I am ...
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl this year. Please turn his trouser mouse into a monster schlong. If you do, I will be an even better girl.
Love,
M
Make sure you leave out milk and cookies too.
Trouse mouse? Serioulsy? HAHAHAHA! You better hope Santa doesn't read Spamaram friday! *G*
I'm not afraid of Santa. No, not me. Uh uh. Nope.
How in the heck did you get onto the penis-enlargement lists anyway?
Scott - I have absolutely no idea. But they're kinda funny.
Nice Santa Spam, Bailey!
Thank you Melissa.
Oh my, Santa is going to have to get bigger pants now! ;)
Susan - LOL
I think leaving a large piece of cheese for the trouser mouse/monster schlong may work better lol.
You think so Jeanne? Might have to try it. LOL
"Trouser mouse"??
Ewwwwww!!!!
Wouldn't you like to have a cat about then?
Oh my gosh! This stuff is too funny, lol.
You're all nuts--in a good sort of way. ;)
"Cup thoroughly"... Absolutely, lol!
We're here every Friday Lee, come join us any time.
I much prefer my Spam fried with a side of taters. Besides, where do they get their information?
Maybe that suspicious guy I always see hanging around the urinals trying to get a peak.
Travis, you never know buddy. Maybe you'd better keep looking over your shoulder ...
These are priceless. Long the trouser mouse.
Oddly enough Dru, most of the ladies love the trouser mouse. Wonder why? *gg*
Monster schlong is my fave as well. Who comes up with this kind of language?
Spamsters. They have a language all their own. Why? Because nobody else wants it ... *gg*
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