Friday, December 14, 2007

Santa Spam is Coming to Town

Don’t envy well-hung guys. (Envy? No. Lust? Yes)
Make it longer and more powerful with our pills! (What do you do, add them to the end?)
750 dollars free only for you! (Everybody else has to pay for it.)
Self-pity is not for you! Fight for your male perfection! (Okay Mrs. Jackman, put up your dukes.)
To whom it may concern. (Sincerely yours)
An awesome sex toy for men! (Why thank you)
Looking for really effective non-surgery penis enlargement method? (no)
Turn your trouser mouse into a monster schlong in 2008! (well, if you’re gonna put it that way …)
Cup thoroughly. (Always.)

26 comments:

bebo said...

If Santa's changing his "trouser mouse" into a "monster schlong"... well that gives me a whole new thing to wish for!

Bailey Stewart said...

Sorry, I can't get you that.

Shesawriter said...

Monster shlong is my favorite! :-) These people are sick. LOL

Bailey Stewart said...

Or I am ...

Marty Kindall said...

Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl this year. Please turn his trouser mouse into a monster schlong. If you do, I will be an even better girl.
Love,
M

Bailey Stewart said...

Make sure you leave out milk and cookies too.

Brandy said...

Trouse mouse? Serioulsy? HAHAHAHA! You better hope Santa doesn't read Spamaram friday! *G*

Bailey Stewart said...

I'm not afraid of Santa. No, not me. Uh uh. Nope.

Scott said...

How in the heck did you get onto the penis-enlargement lists anyway?

Bailey Stewart said...

Scott - I have absolutely no idea. But they're kinda funny.

Melissa said...

Nice Santa Spam, Bailey!

Bailey Stewart said...

Thank you Melissa.

Susan said...

Oh my, Santa is going to have to get bigger pants now! ;)

Bailey Stewart said...

Susan - LOL

catslady said...

I think leaving a large piece of cheese for the trouser mouse/monster schlong may work better lol.

Bailey Stewart said...

You think so Jeanne? Might have to try it. LOL

raine said...

"Trouser mouse"??
Ewwwwww!!!!

Bailey Stewart said...

Wouldn't you like to have a cat about then?

Lee Morrison said...

Oh my gosh! This stuff is too funny, lol.

You're all nuts--in a good sort of way. ;)

"Cup thoroughly"... Absolutely, lol!

Bailey Stewart said...

We're here every Friday Lee, come join us any time.

Travis Erwin said...

I much prefer my Spam fried with a side of taters. Besides, where do they get their information?

Maybe that suspicious guy I always see hanging around the urinals trying to get a peak.

Bailey Stewart said...

Travis, you never know buddy. Maybe you'd better keep looking over your shoulder ...

Dru said...

These are priceless. Long the trouser mouse.

Bailey Stewart said...

Oddly enough Dru, most of the ladies love the trouser mouse. Wonder why? *gg*

Olga said...

Monster schlong is my fave as well. Who comes up with this kind of language?

Bailey Stewart said...

Spamsters. They have a language all their own. Why? Because nobody else wants it ... *gg*