Tuesday, December 11, 2007

We're Baaaaack


For the uninitiated, these are the voices in my head. Be afraid, be very afraid.


What’s that?

It’s a cat. They’re all over the place.

I haven’t seen that much fur since Robin Williams.

You’re disgusting.

Thanks.

That wasn’t a compliment.

It wasn’t?

It’s nice to be back.

Where have we been?

I don’t know about you but I’ve been in the Bahamas.

And you picked now to come back?

Why?

It’s, like, 40 degrees out there.

Thank you, I hadn’t noticed.

It’s a little hard …

I was being facetious.

I’m Swedish.

Facetious isn’t a thing, it’s a … oh, never mind.

Although my mother’s family was Irish.

Do I look like I care?

How can I tell? We don’t have faces.

That was just an expression.

An expression of what?

Of my undying love and gratitude.

Oh thank … you’re being that thing again, aren’t you?

Facetious? How could you tell?

You should be nicer to me.

Why ever for?

It’s the Christmas season.

And?

Love and joy to your fellow man.

You’re right. I’m sorry. Merry Christmas Ern.

Merry Christmas Bud.

26 comments:

Brandy said...

Laurel and Hardy have nothing on Ernie and Bud!
YAY! Since the voices are back, does that mean you're writing, too? I hope so!

I also hope that even with the cooler weather there you are having a nice week.

Bailey Stewart said...

I'm just waiting for the muses to get nekkid.

Shesawriter said...

Oh, my gosh. My head is spinning from reading all that. LOL!

Bailey Stewart said...

Imagine how my head feels ...

Joely Sue Burkhart said...

Woo-hoo!!!! Next we'll have nekkid muses!

Sandy J said...

Nekkid muses! Yours are so much more fun than mine.

bebo said...

Uh-oh... it's the voices again. Should I call the Ghost Hunter guys to set up the cameras & try to catch the nekkid muses on film/tape/digital-imaging??

You know, the voices in my head are never this much fun. Dammit. ;>

spyscribbler said...

What a cutie!!!

Susan said...

Woohoo! Ernie and Bud are back! I love those guys.

Bebo, I like your idea to get the nekkid muses on film! :)

Bailey Stewart said...

Joely, we can only hope.

Bailey Stewart said...

Sandy - it's nice when the muses get nekkid ...

Bailey Stewart said...

Bebo - yeah, call the Ghost Hunters guys. You know I have a geekish crush on one of them.

Bailey Stewart said...

Spy - thanks. You should see them when they really get rolling.

Bailey Stewart said...

Susan - everybody loved Bud and Ernie. Even Bud and Ernie.

Shelli Stevens said...

LOL oh how fun! At least you never get bored :)

Bailey Stewart said...

Welcome Shelli! It's never boring in Bailey's head ...

Lis said...

Oh happy day, Bud & Ernie are back :o)

raine said...

Wondered where the voices had gotten off to.
Good to see 'em back. :-)

Bailey Stewart said...

I told you they were coming back, Lis.

Bailey Stewart said...

Raine - well, Bud was in the Bahamas, we still don't know where Ernie has been.

Cece said...

gawwwwwww you tickle me!

Bailey Stewart said...

Tickle, tickle, tickle ...

catslady said...

Oh, I just love the voices :)

Bailey Stewart said...

I know you do sweetie.

Lee Morrison said...

Where has this blog been for the last couple of years? Okay, I've missed out on a lot of fun.

Count me in, lol.

I love the voices too. :)

Bailey Stewart said...

We've just been sitting here waiting for you.