Friday, December 21, 2007

It's a Wonderful Spam

Make all girls look at your stick with admiration. (From mighty oaks …)
Watch this stock TOMMORROW! (OKAY!)
Massive PE patch sale. (Will this get me out of gym?)
Print Grocery Coupons for your Holiday Meals. (I’d rather have food, thank you.)
Christmas 944396. (A space odyssey)
Grab yourself a present that just keeps on giving. (STD’s?)
Massive holiday discounts for massive rods! (Oh yeah, I’ve seen those at WalMart, in the penis section.)
Mar.Christ.Watches. (Jesus wore a watch?)
Perfect Christmas gift for your loved one is a bigger PE! (damn, I got Bebo a chia pet instead.)
Watch your fantasy lineup with a HDTV from Best Buy. (Hugh Jackman, George Clooney, James Denton, Alex O’Loughlin, Orlando Bloom …)
Wanna pass an unforgettable night? (Only if I can have my fantasy lineup.)
Real holiday miracle is waiting for your little willy! (The real holiday miracle is the Virgin birth – little willy had a long wait.)

30 comments:

Brandy said...

I had NO idea Wal-Mart had a penis section! *g*
Wonderful Spamarama as always!
Which Chia pet did you get Bebo? *G*
Hope you have a happy friday!

Bailey Stewart said...

Oh, yes, it's over by sporting goods.

Brandy said...

Since I avoid the sporting good section, no wonder I'vr never seen it! *G*

Bailey Stewart said...

Well, I could have been crude and said it was in the meat section. LOL

bebo said...

Hey did you get me that pocket-mouse chia pet? I hear they grow magically.
And I gotta go snooping in the "sporting goods/meat" section at Walmart now.... ;>

Glenice said...

I think I will come over and watch the fantasy line up with you!!!

I loved my card too :)

Tori Lennox said...

I can't wait until I can get an HDTV! I love your fantasy lineup. :)

Bailey Stewart said...

Bebo, you got the coal sprouting chia pet.

Bailey Stewart said...

Hiya Glenice - you're welcome any time.

Bailey Stewart said...

*sigh* Tori - yep, that's quite a fantasy.

Bailey Stewart said...

Okay y'all, I'm up to my elbows in baking, so I won't be around much today. I'll check in from time to time, otherwise - y'all have a great day!

Susan said...

I am with you on your fantasy lineup! :fanning myself:

Terrific as always!

catslady said...

Have fun baking - I'm passing on that this year but was lucky enough to get some home made cookies from our bowling gift exchange.

Bailey Stewart said...

Keep fanning Susan, keep fanning.

Bailey Stewart said...

Jeanne - I've sort of spoiled the people at work. For ten years I've brought goodies on the weekend before Christmas. I left it too long this time, ergo my marathon baking session today. I'm almost done though! Yay!!!!

Dru said...

I want my HDTV!

Happy Holidays!

Bailey Stewart said...

*sigh* Yes Dru, wouldn't that be loverly.

I'm finished with the baking for work!

Lee Morrison said...

Jesus wore a watch??

ROFL!

Lee Morrison said...

I have to admit, I was already in here earlier but was in such a rush I didn't have time to post.

Been flying low all day to get "stuff" done.

It's so nice to come back in here now and be able to laugh at the end of the day.

How'd the baking turn out, Bailey?

I haven't baked a thing this year. I can almost smell you kitchen, lol. Yum.

Bailey Stewart said...

Well, that's what it said ...

Bailey Stewart said...

Lee, the baking is finished for right now. I baked about 2 dozen sugar cookies (frosted and decorated), 2 dozen turtles (or close to thereabouts), 2 batches of chocolate fudge, 1 batch of peanut butter fudge, 1 batch of peanut butter/chocolate swirl fudge. For Christmas I have to do more of the same (except the sugar cookies), plus a cherry crisp, apple pie and brownies from scratch. There goes those 30 lbs. I'd lost.

Lee Morrison said...

Wow. I'm officially put to shame.

I didn't even bake my customary nutroll from my grandma's recipe this year.

As for the scale woes, you could always get the boys from the fantasy line up to chase you around a little...

Bailey Stewart said...

Wouldn't work, I'd stop running *gg*

Melissa said...

LMAO again! Thanks for the giggles.

Bailey Stewart said...

You're welcome sweets. Glad I could be of service ...

Bailey Stewart said...

Oh I forgot! About a dozen Peanut Butter Blossoms!

Michele said...

Ooh, I LURVE how Alex has made your lineup!!!

Ooooh,

Gee, I KNEW Walmart had Everything, but I had NO idea how complete their selection!!
ROTFL

Great Spararama, Bailey!

Lis said...

Still lol over Jesus wore a watch

Merry Christmas! Hope the baking went well!! :)

Bailey Stewart said...

Yes, I have made several batches of my famous fudge.

Merry Christmas Lis.

Bailey Stewart said...

Michele - of course he did. I don't watch the show just because it's good ...

Yes, they have a very large meat selection!