Friday, September 26, 2008

Still Gone With the Wind

I'm still not up to snuff (what does that really mean?), so I'm tossing a few more funny things your way, or at least I think they're funny - but then, I'm on drugs ...

Oh, and JJ? She can't poke me - I strike back! LOL

A Little Humor ...

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: 'Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.'

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.'Yes, I was right ... your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!'

The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

'What's wrong?' he asks.

She answers: 'Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie???


Funny Ads

These are advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country (or so we are led to believe)
- Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
- The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.
- Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
- Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.
- Stock up and save. Limit: one.
- We build bodies that last a lifetime.
- For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.
- Man, honest. Will take anything.


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bebo said...

Love the grins & love the "Dirty Harry" cats!

And just because my Mama gave you a "free hit" doesn't mean she gave you a free poke (or jab or whatever). So there....

Brandy said...

Sorry to hear you still aren't feeling well. HUGS!

Susan said...

I'm so sorry that you are still not feeling well yet.

Love the little weenie joke! LOL

JJ said...

So, let me get this straight... by saying that Bebo can't poke you cause you strike back... Did you not just call Bebo a Chicken? hmmm

Oh, and I counted them up... I have at least 5 lives left! LOL So, yeah... I'm feeling "Lucky Enough". Hehe

glenice said...

lol...those were good! I loved the BBQ joke...

feel better soon :)

catslady said...

Thanks for the laughs and sure hope you're feeling better soon.