Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Stress Coping Mechanism

Thank you Siobhan!!!

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day

BREAKFAST
1 Grapefruit
1 slice wholemeal toast
1 cup skimmed milk

LUNCH
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 biscuit

AFTERNOON TEA
The rest of the biscuits from the packet
1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping

DINNER
4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size Supreme pizza
3 chocolate bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK
1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

Finally, here's some advice for you:
Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started....... So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of biscuits , the mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates..

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7 comments:

symphony said...

Hilarious!!!!!!!

Or is that, Liharryass!!!

Bebo said...

I am starting this diet NOW....

Susan said...

I think I'm going to enjoy this diet!

Brandy said...

HAHAHAHA! Now that's MY kind of diet!

Lexi said...

Cute!

whateverfor said...

I think I'm on this diet... weird. :)

Bailey Stewart said...

I watch my diet carefully. I watch the food go from the plate to my mouth ..... and I'm careful not to drop a single bit of it.