Thursday, January 25, 2007

Applied Mathematics

421 words. That's 421 more words than I've written since last Wednesday. I should be satisfied right? Nope. I was averaging 1,000 words a day up until the wall. It's still there, I've decided not to go around it but rather through it, with my head down. Kind of hurts, but I'm getting there.

And it's Thursday. I never have anything to blog about on Thursdays, but that's never stopped me before. LOL

So here's something to give you a little giggle. Have a great day!

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. MEMORY
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
APPEARANCE
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
COMPREHENSION
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

17 comments:

Dru said...

LMAO at poking them and saying "you're next" at funerals. I'm going to use that line.

421 words is still good.

Kelly Parra said...

Yep, that's the only way to get through the walls--keep going head first! =D

Brandy said...

You;re doing good! Going through the wall seems to be working for you.
I can't wait to show these to Chris. The last one is hilarious!

Lis said...

Yay way to break through the wall :o) LOL on the jokes, I like that last one. May have to use that

Devon Ellington said...

Keep going, honey, you're doing great.

Scott said...

Those were really funny! I love the one about married men being more willing to die. Of course, officially, I don't understand any of these jokes.

Bernita said...

Heh, heh.
Loved the aunt-taunt.

Bailey Stewart said...

Dru - Someone else used that line - I'm thinking it was Raine - but this came from my "joke of the day" email.

Kelly - something's going to crack ...

Brandy - Thank you, thankyouverymuch.

Lis - I think a lot of us "un-marrieds" will be using that one.

Thanks Devon, so are you.

Scott - of course you don't. *gg*

Bernita - yep, that's a popular one.

Okay - 9 to 5 today, so I'll talk atcha later.

Meretta said...

ROFLOL! Too funny! Thanks for sharing, Bailey. I'm going to share them with my DH.

Keep working at the wall! Have a good day at work. :)

Toni Anderson said...

That is funny :) 421 words a day--so 2 ms pages? A book in 200 days.

How cool is that?

Tori Lennox said...

ROFL! I love that last one!!!

Susan said...

Oh my, I love the last one. Maybe because it sounds so familiar to my sister and me! *gg*

Keep your head down and hit that wall until you get through it. I'm cheering you on.

Melissa Marsh said...

Hope you break through that wall, Bailey!

catslady said...

Love them all. Something is better than nothing :) Maybe the wall is slowly disintegrating.

Marty said...

"Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals." I'm SO using that.

Diane said...

That last one is priceless.

Peggy said...

These are very funny!! Especially the last.

Good luck on taking down that wall!