You think this is good? (I haven’t had any complaints yet.)
This goes on for days. (I think we went through this before. It’s only one blog a week.)
Just you and me (no response, I put this here because it was scary. The sender was “disturbed”. I don’t want to be alone with disturbed.)
Horrify? (If you received spam from someone named disturbed and the message was “just you and me”, wouldn’t you be a bit horrified?)
Don’t look back … (Why? Is he behind me?)
Don’t say we did not mail you. (okay, I won’t.)
Lost Declaration of Independence video. (I’m pretty sure there wasn’t a video camera there.)
Can you tell me? (Tell you what?)
Say “I can have sex all night long!” (Okay, I can have sex all night long.)
You won’t believe how easy it really is. (To have sex all night long? It would be pretty hard for me – and no, that wasn’t a pun.)
I’ll be right there. (No, wait. I’m sure I can get along fine without you.)
It will only take a moment. (I thought you said all night long?)
Don’t expose your sexual life! (Too late for that.)
Your neighbors lost their alarm clock. (Look for someone named disturbed.)
Why look anywhere else? I found it here. (Yeah well, don’t look behind you.)
17 comments:
HEE! The Avatar is a nice touch! Kinda reminds me of those Spoofs of horror movies. I'd watch out for disturbed.
Funny as ever!!
lmao, oh that disturbed one is a little on the weird side! Cute avatar btw :o)
I got my own funny spam this week, something about 'outrageous bodice ripper' they must know I write romance *g*
*Snicker!*
**snigger**
Bailey, this is teriffic! Love the Avatar!
Too bad the Avatar didn't look like Elvira, with SPAM like today's, it would be SO appropriate..all night long..*teehee* I'd give it a whirl if I could, but with kids in the house? I'd be back to "it'd just take a minute". LOL
Happy Friday to you, Bailey!
I love the avitar today :)
very appropriate!
Have a great weekend!
I've been called in to work for a couple of hours. Hey, it's a little extra money. See y'all later. And boy do I have a story to tell for Monday ...
Considering “disturbed” is sending you spam your choice of Avatar is very fitting, but did you pick that before or after? ;)
Another great and funny Spamarama!
You get the weirdest spam!
What is it about alarm clocks LOL?
Good Spam day. I'm off to check out some snakes *vbg*
Deliciously funny, Bailey! ;-)
Susan, I always pick the avatar based on what is going on with the blog - or as close as I can get. If nothing fits, then it's my basic mood for the day. I was hoping their Halloween ones would have the mask from Scream, but alas not - so this was the closest.
Can't wait to hear the story!
Totally appreciated this one: Lost Declaration of Independence video. (I’m pretty sure there wasn’t a video camera there.)
Oh, you are making us wait! I hate waiting lol.
A couple of my blogsters already know - and I've mentioned it on one blog today. Yes, I'm makeing you wait because not everyone shows up over the weekend.
HEY! I'm a loyal blog fan. Spill!
ROFLMAO! These were good. Thanks for he chuckle.
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