Friday, March 02, 2007

Peter Spam

Be on McFadden (I don’t even know McFadden)
Then, why would you want to pay money for something you can get for free? (Oh, so that’s who he is …)
What your cat doesn’t know about credit repair. (BooBear got credit?)
It unlikely (That’s what I thought.)
Your neighbors lost their alarm clock. (Don’t look at me, I’m still looking for the cat’s credit card)
Think I found it! (Stay out of my backyard.)
Linux is now firmly entrenched in the enterprise. (Send him to sick bay.)
Did you order this? (Is it McFadden?)
Smuggler (Hey, they need alarm clocks in Mexico.)
Still down or tired? (Yep, but it’s getting better. Thanks for asking.)
Feel better with us. (No thank you. I’d rather have a daiquiri.)
In Missouri it milch. (Um Joely? What’s milch?)
Raise ejaculation volume. (Where’s the mute button?)

14 comments:

Brandy said...

Awww! You gave us Spamarama Friday, even when you aren't feeling good. That's so sweet!
Love these by the way!! VERY funny.
Nice to know what happens to all the alarm clocks.

Marty said...

LOL--the mute button! Awesome!

beautiful day said...

i dont understand all that so am just gonna say Happy Friday, have a lovely weekend. The weather today is beautiful. Just like a spring day. take care now x

James Goodman said...

lol, thanks for the laugh.

Susan said...

Yippee, Spamarama Friday is back! Thanks for making my day. Hope this means you're feeling better.

Raise ejaculation volume. (Where’s the mute button?), too funny!

Dr. Bill Emener said...

Very creative and funny (even the precursor to the "mute button").
Thanks!
Bill

Tori Lennox said...

I'm giggling over the cat with a credit card!

Bailey Stewart said...

With BooBear, that's real scary!

Toni Anderson said...

LOL--happy Friday Bails.

christa said...

In German milch was milk. I think.

Bailey Stewart said...

So it's milk in Missouri? Didn't Missouri already have milk?

catslady said...

So that's where all our money's gone - 6 cats with credit cards lol. Glad you're feeling better.

Melissa said...

Oh, those spam are hilarious.

Have a great weekend!

Joely Sue Burkhart said...

Milch, of course. It's like mulch--only it's made by milk cows.

Actually, I have no idea. :-)