Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Ha Ha

A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding assisted without any experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. Out of sheer terror, she grabs for the horse's mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is moments away from unconsciousness or even death when Todd, the Wal-Mart Manager, runs out to turn the horse off.

13 comments:

Brandy said...

TOO GOOD!!! I read this one aloud to my DH and Daughter, both erupted into a fit of laughter.
It actally reminds me of my Dh's 'Larry the Cable Guy' ringback tone!

Lis said...

lmao!! Thanks for the laugh, definitely needed that

raine said...

Got a bit of a mean streak there, aintcha, Bailey?
LOL!

Siobhan said...

Hahahahaha! Very funny. And there I was feeling sorry for the poor woman until the punchline. *vbg*

Susan said...

That is a good one! :) I'll enjoy sharing it with my blonde sister. LOL!

ruby55 said...

I almost saw something like that coming. hahaha. Too funny. I guess with a blonde there had to be something funny going on.

Hope you had lots of fun at your own Halloween party.

See you next week.

Hugs, thoughts and prayers. Take it easy. Definitely don't try to do too much.

Meretta said...

Hey! Who said you could tell that story about me? ;)

Tori Lennox said...

ROFL!!! I've actually seen that one before, but it bears repeating. :)

Melissa Marsh said...

That is too funny!!! Thanks for the laugh, Bailey.

glenice said...

LOVED IT!

Shesawriter said...

ROFLMAO! OMG! Now THAT was funny.

Dru said...

LMAO. That was cute.

Dennie McDonald said...

=)