Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Cats

Got this from Christa:

You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One!

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Year Eve Party. We turned on a night-light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat, we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away. "That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
The cab driver hit a parked car...

9 comments:

Brandy said...

OMGosh! TOO FUNNY! LOVE IT! *G*

Have a great day!

Bailey Stewart said...

I really got a laugh out of this one.

Shesawriter said...

That was HILARIOUS! LOL!

Melissa said...

Oh, thank you. I love starting the morning off with a laugh!

Susan said...

Oh, that is the funniest one I heard in a while! LOL

Cole said...

LOL - oh that is absolutely priceless!!!

Cole

Toni Anderson said...

awww--very funny :)

Christa said...

And they try to tell us that it's safer to take a cab New Year's Eve.LOL

I'd like to see this guy explain he wasn't easedropping.LOL

Danica/Dream said...

That is too funny!!!