Friday, November 30, 2007

Jingle Spam

Don’t be shy to order. (Oh, I’m never shy about ordering.)
Skorsky. (And Hutch)
Hot sex with Viagra pills. (I’d rather have sex with Hugh Jackman, thank you.)
Please be informed that you should be extremely careful choosing your penis. (I’m always careful choosing my penis … )
Have hot sex now. (Right this minute?)
Toni tried this and is hoping you will be interested. (She did not! Stop that!)
Men think with their pants, not their heads. (No, they think with the head they have in their pants, not the pants themselves. Sheesh)
Your penis will be so big she will take it for the bridge over the river. (To grandmother’s house we go …)
She will necessarily say: “Such big!” (Oooh la la)

16 comments:

Toni Anderson said...

Whoever said that is a vicious liar!!! :D

Bailey Stewart said...

You tell 'em FBA!

Brandy said...

Ooh, sounds like Toni is being attacked by Spam!
Great as always! Long live Spamarama!

That said, have a nice friday.

bebo said...

OMG Toni! You keepin' secrets from us again? ;>

Melissa said...

Hahaha. This was just what I needed this morning. Thanks!

Anonymous said...

You mean nobody stole the neighbors' alarm clock this week?! Wow!

Susan said...

Bailey, you just made my crappy day a whole lot better! Thanks for making me laugh.

Go Cowboys!

Shirley said...

I love Spam Fridays. Thanks for sharing. Have a great weekend.

Bailey Stewart said...

Who's Anonymous?

Toni Anderson said...

Not me :) And I am not hoping anyone is interested :)

No secrets here--no way :D

Bailey Stewart said...

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

catslady said...

spam friday hysterical :)

Bailey Stewart said...

You've been missed Jeanne.

Shesawriter said...

(I’d rather have sex with Hugh Jackman, thank you.)

Yeah, that'll work. :-)

Dru said...

too funny...

Marty Kindall said...

Snark. To grandmother's house we go...