Friday, November 02, 2007

The Hunchback of Notre Spam

You can fall into a room full of penises. (Date and time please.)
Too much fun. (You’re telling me?)
Every bit as fun as the real ones. (You mean they’re not real? Damn.)
Born again penises. (Born again? I never had one in the first place.)
Anything else? (I wasn’t born with wealthy parents either.)
SOLD OUT- limited offer – do you want Rolex? (If you’re sold out, how can you have a limited offer?)
Why settle for what you have? (Because I already have it?)
Remember youth? (Vaguely.)

8 comments:

Shirley said...

So funny, Bailey.

A whole room full? Phew. It's probably just as well they're not real... ;o)

bebo said...

Yikes! A room full of penises? That's just scary - real or not. :/

Susan said...

Wow! A whole room full of fake penises, I wonder if they are as big as the Eiffel Tower. ;)

Brandy said...

You get the weirdest Spam! Thanks for the Spamarama Friday!
I hope you're having a good friday!

Marty said...

Did your neighbor's alarm clock have anything to do with this?

Michele said...

LOL!Marty - glad I'm not the only one in love with Bailey's alarm clocks!
**snicker**
And that room? I want to SEE it! I mean, I've been to the one in Provincetown where they are hanging from the ceiling on 3-D display.
Is it BETTER than that??

Oooh Boy...!

Siobhan said...

Just dropping by to catch up and, what do I find? A room full of penises. Mind boggling! Hope you're enjoying a relaxing weekend, Bailey.

Melissa said...

Haha. Love it, Bailey!!!!