Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Funny Ads

These are advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country (or so we are led to believe)
- We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
- For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.
- Great Dames for sale.
- Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
- Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
- Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
- Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.
- If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.

9 comments:

Lexi said...

Love reading these!

Christa said...

Glad they were clearthat it was an Alaskan Hussy and not a Siberian Hussy.

Susan said...

Thanks for the chuckles!

Billy said...

Ha! Thanks for the laugh. As good as Leno.

Kelly Boyce said...

Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!!

bebo said...

Hmmm... what part of "immortals" does the cemetery not understand?

Brandy said...

Sometimes proof-reding just isn't enough. Love these, thanks for sharing!
I hope your day is going well! *G*

Dru said...

Those are cute.

Shesawriter said...

MY FAVORITE:

- Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.