Friday, November 09, 2007

Gone With the Spam

Nobody will know about your problems. (Especially if I don’t tell you.)
Are you free? (No, I’m very expensive.)
Your date is here. (Oh Hugh!)
Watch him dance. (I’ve seen him dance, he’s quite good.)
My name is. Can I ask you? (No. And I’m not telling you my problems either.)
Stick to your date. (What are you going to use, super glue?)
What do you reckon about this, Maggie would know. (Who the hell is Maggie?)
Your penis can be so big your friends could play football on it. (Now wait a minute, is that American or English football?)


Update: For some reason I can't access Bailey's email, so if you need to email me you'll have to use the old email address. If you don't have it .... well .... hmmmm.

10 comments:

Brandy said...

Dude! Football? Superglue? If this is what Spam is like these days and we get Spamamram? Them BRING IT ON! *G* Great as always Bailey. I hope your week has gone well.

Dru said...

LOL, football, penis, and superglue.

I hope you hoave a good weekend.

bebo said...

OMG this is too good! And if you've got a penis big enough for football... I wanta be your manager! ;P

Tori Lennox said...

Your penis can be so big your friends could play football on it.

Good Lord. Now THERE'S an image! LOL!!!

Susan said...

Now that is a football game that women would watch! *g*

Funny as always Bailey.

Denise McDonald said...

Watch him dance. (I’ve seen him dance, he’s quite good.)
Oh me too!

Michele said...

Who needs glue to stick to your date when you have HUGH.! That's reason enough,right?
LOL

Cute as always.

If the big wanger was as big as THAT, well, um...are we building an Ark to ride the flood?

Didn't anyone think of THAT , I mean once he gets a .. TouchDown ... won't there be ... um... Evidence of Celebration?

Ewwwww.

ROTFL

Yep, I'm wierd

Marty said...

Football, superglue, and Hugh...my mind can't handle it, lol!

Shesawriter said...

"Your date is here."

Great, now all I have to do is tell my husband and we can go! Yeehaw! :-)

Melissa said...

Great spam today! Total classics! Great job as ususal.