Wednesday, October 22, 2008

It's a Conspiracy


Hmmm, it’s Wednesday again. Wasn’t it Wednesday this time last week? And the week before? Can’t we be more original than that? I mean, the same days of the week over and over again. This is getting boring. I make the following suggestions. Monday will now be HughJackmanday; Tuesday will be GeorgeClooneyday; Wednesday can now be referred to as Giveusamilliondollarsday (I like that a lot more than Wednesday); Thursday, chocolatewithnocaloriesday; Friday can become flipyourbossthefingerwithoutgettingfiredday (I know, a little cumbersome, but it’s a nice thought); Saturday becomes noacneday; and Sunday will forever be myteamwillnotloselikethecowboysdidday. Simple, right? And not so ordinary and mundane the way we have it now. Whoever named the days of the week so many eons ago did not in any way have an imagination. Do you think that God would have named them after Greek gods and such? Nope, He would have named them Redroseday, Rainbowday, Babydeerday, babieslaughday, and, well, you get the idea – Sunday would have been lovethyneighborday. We’ve even had to go so far as to give them nicknames to make them more interesting. Hump Day, Thirsty Thursday, TGIF!!!!! It’s really bad when you have to spell it. And what’s with these months and seasons? Here in Texas, Spring should be renamed Dontblink. Fall will be Sneeze, Winter can be Notlongenough and Summer, well, we’re in Texas right? Summer would be the Hell Season. Yeppers. I just think we could have done a much better job of naming things. Giraffe? Hippopotamus? Don’t get me started on those.

Yep, it’s definitely Ramblingday …….
Oh, the picture? That's Bubba on a date with a kitty named Cookie ...

5 comments:

bebo said...

Oh yeah, I'm right there with Giveusamilliondollarsday. At least I wouldn't have to worry how to re-work my budget now that the company is re-working our payroll system... just in time for December (Payforitnextmonth).

And I totally agree with Autumn being Sneeze... I hate ragweed!

And I love the pic! That's the kind of Autumn we don't have in TX!

Susan said...

I love Giveusamilliondollarsday! Fall and Spring are both Sneeze for me.

I'm truly enjoying your pictures.

JJ said...

Ok... Winter is by far NOT too Short! Don't even go there... I moved here to get away from 4 1/2 months of frozen hell. Now I will agree that We could lengthen Spring and Fall for a while, eat into summer a bit and take another month from true "Winter".

Love the pic as well...

On a side note... I shall be slipping you the Freudian soon, so be forwarned! Haha (evil grin)

Brandy said...

Awww, Bubba and Cookie look so cute on their date!

Can we have a Ihatehummiditybringonwinter Season? *g*

catslady said...

Love the pic! I need to reverse your summer and winter days lol.