Friday, November 23, 2007

Leftover Spam

Your neighbors have lost their alarm clock. (Second verse, same as the first …)
We have something for you. (If it’s an alarm clock, don’t tell the neighbors.)
Noizuded (Bless you.)
Thank you, we are accepting your debt request. (I did not request to be in debt!)
Tspell (Wanna try that again?)
Vicky tried this and is hoping you will be interested. (Vicky did not!)
Have penis like a tower and you will have the power. (The Eiffel Tower?)
You have got to take a peek at this item. (No I don’t.)
Show this to the kids. (Isn’t there a law against that?)
With a big penis you can beat up all the other men. (Honest Officer, I was struck by a giant penis …)

9 comments:

Brandy said...

The neighbors must be millionares to aford all those alarm clocks! *G*

Have a great friday!

Brandy said...

That's afford! Jeez. Sorry.

Shesawriter said...

Where do these people think these things up? On second thought, never mind. I don't want to know.

Anonymous said...

Wow, struck by a giant penis? Throw an alarm clock at it!!!

Michele said...

You know, I thought I was happy with seeing my favorite alarm clocks hanging around and then I got to the end.

"With a big penis you can beat up all the other men. (Honest Officer, I was struck by a giant penis) "

ROTFL!!…) THAT has been the best come back SPAM yet!

With a wanker like that, someone should be shouting out warnings:

FORE!

Or
THAR SHE BLOWS!
Or is that
THAR HE BLOWS!

Or

TIMBERRR!

Bet he's good at playing Whack a Mole!

ROTFL!

Anonymous said...

"With a big penis you can beat up all the other men. (Honest Officer, I was struck by a giant penis)"

That was to be the best reply you've come up with so far! Bravo!!

Anonymous said...

I swear, you get the FUNNIEST spam!!!

Anonymous said...

Bailey, your spam always makes me laugh! And I do need a good laugh right now. Thank you!

Anonymous said...

Oh no! Attack of the Giant Penis! Too funny!