Thursday, April 13, 2006

Filler

A women accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said: "If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die.

1. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast.
2. Be pleasant and make sure he is in a good mood.
3. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal.
4. For dinner, prepare him an especially nice meal.
5. Don't burden him with chores as he probably had a hard day.
6. Don't discuss your problems with him.
7. And most importantly, have sex with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor said to her. "You're going to DIE" she replied.

16 comments:

Brandy said...

Liked that one. Read it aloud to Dh and he laughed!

christa said...

I think the husband had something to do with what the doctor told her.

Peggy said...

LOL, I thought the doc was trying to kill the wife!

Dennie McDonald said...

OH MY!!! LOL

Meretta said...

hehehe. Thanks for the chuckle. =)

jason evans said...

He he. :D

Bailey Stewart said...

Glad you liked it - I'm trying to get back into laughing.

Jason - I just knew you and Scott would enjoy this one ;-)

Susan said...

Very funny. I read it to my mom and she laughed in a way that I can only describe as evil! My dad better watch out. :D

Bailey Stewart said...

*gg*

Glenice said...

I would have told my husband the same thing :) hee hee!!!!

good laugh sweetie!!!!

I am going out now to fulfill my tag duties!!! I will even put it on my site :)

Carol said...

Christa, that was my first thought! lol

Bailey Stewart said...

Glenice - I'll have to get over there and read it. I plan to do mine this weekend.

Carol - I hadn't thought of that until Christa said it, but you know ...

ruby55 said...

That sums it up nicely! And yeah, I bet the husband had his fingers in that pot of mush. Good thinking, Christa.

Glad you're back. Fortunately, life does go on. Just think of all the sweet memories. They'll definitely outlast the sad.

Toni Anderson said...

:D :D

Oh I agree!

Sandy J said...

ROTFL! That is priceless! Need to remember that one.

Susie said...

rofl...That's a good one, although, I don't think J. would agree.