A women accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said: "If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die.
1. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast.
2. Be pleasant and make sure he is in a good mood.
3. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal.
4. For dinner, prepare him an especially nice meal.
5. Don't burden him with chores as he probably had a hard day.
6. Don't discuss your problems with him.
7. And most importantly, have sex with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim.
On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor said to her. "You're going to DIE" she replied.
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Liked that one. Read it aloud to Dh and he laughed!
I think the husband had something to do with what the doctor told her.
OH MY!!! LOL
hehehe. Thanks for the chuckle. =)
He he. :D
Glad you liked it - I'm trying to get back into laughing.
Jason - I just knew you and Scott would enjoy this one ;-)
Very funny. I read it to my mom and she laughed in a way that I can only describe as evil! My dad better watch out. :D
*gg*
I would have told my husband the same thing :) hee hee!!!!
good laugh sweetie!!!!
I am going out now to fulfill my tag duties!!! I will even put it on my site :)
Christa, that was my first thought! lol
Glenice - I'll have to get over there and read it. I plan to do mine this weekend.
Carol - I hadn't thought of that until Christa said it, but you know ...
That sums it up nicely! And yeah, I bet the husband had his fingers in that pot of mush. Good thinking, Christa.
Glad you're back. Fortunately, life does go on. Just think of all the sweet memories. They'll definitely outlast the sad.
:D :D
Oh I agree!
ROTFL! That is priceless! Need to remember that one.
rofl...That's a good one, although, I don't think J. would agree.
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