You have brought sunshine into my life. Your compassion and support means a lot to me. I get such joy out of your email jokes – they lighten my day. You’re a very special person Susan – a gift to everyone around you. I hope you have a wonderful day – you deserve it. And, just for you, a special edition of Spamarama:
Are you ready? (I’ve just been waiting for you)
I on beer (You couldn’t wait until the party?)
With our Viagra Soft Tabs you can crack nuts with your penis. (I’m sure Susan really wanted to know that.)
Was nature good to you? (Who needs nature when you can have Viagra Soft Tabs?)
Your neighbors lost their alarm clock. (I guess we know what Susan’s getting for her birthday)
Tell me what you think? I think it’s great. (If you were going to answer your own question, why’d you bother to ask?)
Just remembered (It’s about time.)
We okay to go? (Yep, let’s do it.)
Happy birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Susan, Happy Birthday to you.
And now, because it’s your birthday, here’s my special Caramel Turtles:
1 box Baker’s Semi-Sweet Baking chocolate Squares
I do this a dozen at a time. Put four of squares in double boiler on low heat, stirring occasionally.
Preheat oven to 325 degrees. Grease a cookie sheet. Arrange pecans, flat side down, in clusters of four. Place one caramel on each cluster. Heat until caramels soften, about 4 – 8 minutes. Remove from oven. Flatten caramel with buttered spatula. Cool slightly. Remove from pan to wax paper. Cover each cluster with melted chocolate.